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>>      Top 15 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your
>>    desk:
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>>       15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
>>
>>       14. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about
>>            in the last time-management course you sent me to."
>>
>>       13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
>>
>>       12. "I wasn't sleeping!  I was meditating on the mission
>>           statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
>>
>>       11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective
>>    people!"
>>
>>       10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
>>
>>        9. "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"
>>           (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me
>>           attend.
>>
>>        8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
>>           work-related stress.  Are you discriminatory towards people
>>           who practice Yoga?"
>>
>>        7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me?  I had almost figured out
>>           a solution to our biggest problem."
>>
>>        6. "The coffee machine is broken...."
>>
>>        5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
>>
>>        4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear
>>    off!"
>>
>>        3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
>>           workaholic!"
>>
>>        2. "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without
>>           hands."
>>
>>       And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
>>       desk:
>>
>>        1. "Amen"