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            TOP TEN SIMILARITIES BETWEEN STAR WARS and THE PRINCESS BRIDE

          10. Yoda is a wrinkled old guy who lives in a little hovel in the
          middle of nowhere--so is Miracle Max.

          9. Chewabacca--Fezik. Same Guy.

          8. Han Solo kills Greedo over drinks. Wesley does the same to
          Vecinni.

          7. Luke has to go to the part of the swamp where the Dark Side is
          strong. Wesley has to brave the perils of the Fire Swamp.

          6. Both are framed by a grandfather reading a story to his sick
          grandson.

          5. Cool Swordfights.

          4. Luke fights Darth Vader to avenge the death of his father,
          much like Inego Montoya fights the Six Fingered Man.

          3. Han Solo is frozen in carbonite. Wesley is made "mostly dead"
          by The Machine.

          2. Both Luke and Wesley leave the farm and return bad-asses in
          black.

          1. When Wesley says "As you wish" to buttercup, what he really
          means is "I love you." Grand Moff Tarkin says it to Vader. Bobba
          Fett says it to Vader. Vader says it to the Emporer. Draw your
          own conclusions.