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I have designed a list of CONFIRMED TITLES...
See, my mom's maiden name is Lucas, and yep, you guessed it....
Uncle George is my REAL UNCLE... believe it or not.

I will even give you a brief plot summary...

Ep 1 : Clonan the Barbarian
        -This starts the series.  It will star a HUGE man as Clonan.  He
         invents clone technology and names them after himself...
         In the end Palpatine gets a hold of this tech and plans for future.
Ep 2 : The Man who shot Liberty Skywalker
        -This introduces Anaking and his brother Liberty.  I hear that
         either John Jones or James Earl Wayne will be in this one.  It is
         about the murder of Liberty and the grief that drives Anakin to the
         dark side.
Ep 3 : Clear and Present Vader
        -This is about how Palpatine covers up his plot to overthrow the old
         republic and rule the galaxy.

Then we know the rest for 4,5,6.
Uncle George also told me about the last three.  They are due out in December
of this year!

Ep 7 : Star Wars: Generations
        -Through a Nexus in space, Luke, Anakin, Vader, Yoda, Thrawn, Boba
         Fett, Obi-Wan, Palpatine, and Han Solo ALL get together to save the
         galaxy from a greater threat....  PIZZA THE HUT!
Ep 8 : Godzilla:  King of the Jedi
        -The alien race introduced by the sinister Pizza the Hut have a force
         sensitive master known as Zilla, the God.  He really kicks butt.
Ep 9 : We Are the Champions
        -This is sure to be the best, with the soundtrack done by Queen and
         we have learned that KA will be doing the writing.  It is about
         Old, old, old Luke setting up a bunch of people to kill Zilla and
         save the galaxy.  It is filled with old SW cliches and has no new
         places, but we are spoon fed all the old SW stuff time and time
         again with plenty of pointless violence.

THESE ARE FACTS!  STRAIGHT OUT OF UNCLE GEORGE'S MOUTH.
If anyone dares say I am lying, I dare you to prove otherwise.

Shawn Brock at Miami U.