>>Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word >>"Pants" for key words: >> >> >>- We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or >> down. >> >>- The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where >> it counts. >> >>- I find your lack of pants disturbing. >> >>- These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. >> I suggest we use it. >> >>- Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more >> time! >> >>- General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault. >> >>- I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home. >> >>- TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants? >> >>- Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. >> >>- You are unwise to lower your pants. >> >>- She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment >> down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander. >> >>- Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was >> brought on board. >> >>- You look strong enough to pull the pants >> of a Gundark. >> >>- Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off. >> >>- Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your >> pants. >> >>- That blast came from those pants. That thing's >> operational! >> >>- A tremor in the pants. The last time I >> felt this was in the presence of my old master. >> >>- Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot pants >> more heavily guarded than this. >> >>- Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness. >> >>- Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. >> Especially one. . . Your sister! >> >>- Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at >> the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser. >> >>- Yeah, well short pants is better than no >> pants at all, Chewie. >> >>- Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken >> control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more >> troops arrive. >> >>- I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. >> >>- You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought. >> >>- Yesssss. The hate is swelling in your pants. >> >> >> >> >>
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