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>:::The following added 1995/03/26 21:02 by JCORMIER
>:: Lt. Cmdr. Raphael Santayana        Chief Engineer, USS Odyssey

This arises from one of many conversations occuring on the trip.
I want to see your versions of how various Trilogy scenes would be
different if Quentin Tarrantino had directed Star Wars.

Example: (Tarkin, after Vader's "this will be a day long remembered...")
"Now look...I've got the fuckin' Rebel Alliance coming in my left ear,
and I got yer fucking Obi-Wan Kenobi coming in my right ear, now shut
the fuck up!"
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>:::The following added 1995/03/27 01:53 by LCONNOR
>:: Crazy Texas Person                 El Tostador

(From Han Solo to Lando Calrissian)
"Hey, nigger, what the fuck's happening?
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>:::The following added 1995/03/27 03:51 by KBUTLER
>:: GOD                                THE ALMIGHTY

Han to Chewie after being missed by hundreds of Stormtrooper laser
blasts.
"We are alive!  It's a fucking miracle, CHewie.  We are still alive
only because of the intervention of God.  I am changing my life right
now.  It's a sign from God.  No more of this smuggling shit for me."


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>:::The following added 1995/03/27 09:49 by JCORMIER
>:: Lt. Cmdr. Raphael Santayana        Chief Engineer, USS Odyssey

Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker, onboard the second Death Star:

"Does the Emperor look like a bitch??  DOES THE EMPEROR LOOK LIKE A
BITCH?!  THEN WHY ARE YOU FUCKING HIM LIKE ONE??"
(Vader proceeds to choke Luke with the Force)
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>:::The following added 1995/03/28 20:44 by SJOHNSON
>:: John McClane                       counterterrorism

LEIA: Whose sword is this?
LUKE: It's a lightsabre, baby.
LEIA: Whose lightsabre is this?
LUKE: Ben's
LEIA: Who's Ben?
LUKE: Ben's dead, baby. Ben's dead.
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>:::The following added 1995/03/29 23:08 by JCORMIER
>:: Lt. Cmdr. Raphael Santayana        Chief Engineer, USS Odyssey

"You've lost your Hoth privileges."
--Vader, to any Rebel escaping Hoth.
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>:::The following added 1995/03/30 13:17 by SBOWDEN
>:: John Roughlife                     Studded Leather Condom

"Yummy."
-Leia, upon reaching the trash pit on the DS

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>:::The following added 1995/03/31 12:31 by LCONNOR
>:: Eliot Rosewater

"Any of you fucking Imperials move...and I'll execute every motherfuckin
g last one of you!"
                                             --Leia, blaster in hand
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>:::The following added 1995/03/31 16:46 by JCORMIER
>:: Lt. Cmdr. Raphael Santayana        Chief Engineer, USS Odyssey

"Get the gimp."
--Jabba, to the rancor keeper, just before dumping Luke down the pit.
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>:::The following added 1995/03/31 18:04 by SJOHNSON
>:: LT.CMDR. James E. McClane          Chief Security Officer, USS Oddessy

"Bring out the Gimp"---NOT go get the gimp, jerkwad.

dm
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>:::The following added 1995/03/31 18:08 by JCORMIER
>:: Lt. Cmdr. Raphael Santayana        Chief Engineer, USS Odyssey

Oh, bite me.
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>:::The following added 1995/03/31 18:08 by JCORMIER
>:: Lt. Cmdr. Raphael Santayana        Chief Engineer, USS Odyssey

Err...

I mean, thank you for your input.  I'll do better in the future.
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>:::The following added 1995/04/02 05:55 by JCORMIER
>:: Lt. Cmdr. Raphael Santayana        Chief Engineer, USS Odyssey

"I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!"
--The Emperor, just before using his Force lightning on Luke.