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  Top 10 Reasons Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt
            In The Star Trek Universe:
 
  10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on
      "stun."
 
   9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter
      unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp--the Millenium
      Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
 
   8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader,
      Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable--after pithy
      Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
 
   7) One word: lightsabers.
 
   6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
 
   5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
 
   4) Luke Skywalker not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
      encounters.
 
   3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
      action.
 
   2) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
      Slave I.
 
   1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belt at one-quarter
      impulse power.  Han Solo floors it.