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>:::The following added 1995/07/18 15:11 by JCORMIER
>:: Dan Rather                         Bozo's Love Child

"Captain!  The double-talk generator is malfunctioning!  We'll have
to obey the laws of physics!"--Timothy Zahn, at a Star Wars vs Star
Trek panel.
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>:::The following added 1995/09/11 15:42 by LCONNOR
>:: Lemonade Turnip Railroad Pygmy Lettuce Barnacle Stone Legion Escapade

Hmmm. . .doubtful.
I saw Star Trek II the other night on TV, and, despite commercial
interruptions, I remembered that it's probably my favorite of
the bunch.  Generations pales in comparison; after the epic scope
of II, you realize just what it means when people say that
Generations is "just a long episode of Next Gen."  It also
reminded me that Kirk deserves a much better death, and that
death scenes in Star Trek movies can be really moving (sure, they
brought Spock back, but it was a really good death sequence
anyway.  It actually did justice to the character.)
One thing I noticed that I hadn't noticed before is the music.
Wrath of Khan has, as far as I remember, the most manipulative
soundtrack of any movie I've ever seen.  It's almost funny at
times; when the scene is happy, the music bursts with joy.  When
it's supposed to be scary, the music becomes overwhelmingly ominous.
It demonstrates how manipulative soundtracks can be: it clearly
informs you of how you should respond to every scene.  In a way,
this is really annoying.  But it's still a fun movie.
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>:::The following added 1995/09/12 00:45 by KBUTLER
>:: WINNIE THE POOH                    A BEAR OF VERY LITTLE BRAIN

I agree, by far the best Trek film.

Kevin
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>:::The following added 1995/11/13 04:11 by SBOWDEN
>:: Lord Valder Ohmsford                    A Post-Modern Kwisatz Haderach

Okay, beam up her body, but leave her head and clothing back
on the surface!"

-Capt. Zippit'n of the U.S.S. Necrophilia.


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>:::The following added 1995/12/02 00:53 by JCORMIER
>:: Reynard Corbeau                    The Fox

"I have eaten animal flesh, and I have enjoyed it!"
--Spock, just before getting some action.
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>:::The following added 1995/12/10 23:09 by AVANBRUNT
>:: mistress alice                     "words, words, words..."

howdy, folks--i've a question--what's picard's middle name?
it can't be luc cause jean-luc is one name...
anyone?
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>:::The following added 1995/12/10 23:44 by CNEWTON
>:: The Admiral                        Visions of past, present and future

Well, remember this about STTNG:

The writers spent most of their time trying to explain away why a
Frenchman had an English accent, and trying to come up with a role
for Troi besides cleavage.

The question of a middle name* never crossed their minds...

  *(among other things...)

THE ADMIRAL
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>:::The following added 1995/12/11 22:49 by SJOHNSON
>:: Unimposing Man                     America's Lamest Superhero

Under the file: "Weird shit people have given my boss which
has been passed along to me" is a copy of Trek: The Unauthorized
A-Z. Let's see what it says....

No middle name is given. His father's middle name is Maurice
Gessard, so one of those two could be his middle name.

DM
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>:::The following added 1995/12/12 18:27 by AVANBRUNT
>:: mistress alice                     "words, words, words..."

ah
i see




(wise expression)

is there a smiley for that?
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>:::The following added 1996/03/29 16:16 by RLYNCH
>:: Kevin (Lynch that is)              ___________________________________

I like star Trek.

Kl
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>:::The following added 1996/03/29 16:17 by CNEWTON
>:: The Admiral                        Teller of tales, both tall and true

To hell with you and the starship you rode in on.

ADM.
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>:::The following added 1996/03/29 16:19 by RLYNCH
>:: Kevin (Lynch that is)              ___________________________________

Oh yea! Well if you dont like it I'll shove a Photon Torpedo up
your @#!#@#@.

KL
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>:::The following added 1996/03/29 16:21 by CNEWTON
>:: The Admiral                        Teller of tales, both tall and true

Oh yeah?  Well deflector shield this!

I'm a warp factor layin' mutha fuakah, mutha fuckah!

ADM.
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>:::The following added 1996/03/29 16:23 by RLYNCH
>:: Kevin (Lynch that is)              ___________________________________

Fine then I'm a Critical Goin' warp core and I'm about to get medeval
on your ass.

KL
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>:::The following added 1996/03/29 17:24 by JCORMIER
>:: Dr. Gregor Jay Hunt Watson-Crick   Biological Avatar

Beam us up, mutha fucka.
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