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>>>Top 16 Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra:
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>>> 16. Just do her.
>>>15. We work harder, so you don't have to
>>> 14. Ten inches long... and growing
>>> 13. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight
>>> 12. Viagra, home of the whopper
>>>11. Viagra, Now is a great time to be silver
>>>10. Viagra. The quicker dicker upper
>>>9. One-a-day, like iron
>>>8. Get a piece of the rock
>>> 7. You've come a long way, baby
>>> 6. Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em
>>> 5. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
>>>4. Tastes great, more filling
>>>3. Viagra, built ram tough
>>>2. Here's the beef!
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>>>And the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:
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>>>1.   This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any
>>>questions?