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>>> Red Hott & Cocky <<<
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Charleston, South Carolina 
great white whale madness
cool song 
Special Award: Most Bitter Breakup Song 


Chicago, Illinois 
Good song..
Wrong category... 


Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada 
cock rock
ooooh let's go for a ride....to find to some more interesting
music. on the plus side, the guitar was excellent 
Extra Credit: Guitars 


Montreal, Quebec, Canada 
Verry good!
Great voice at the beginning! Same like Ozzy! Great tune! 


Kentlad, Indiana 
killin' baby seals, keepin' it real...
your music would be awesome without the retarded vocals,
80's sounding hyped out screaming in the beginnning, and
new lyrics. gotta be harsh here cuz you guys have potential -
GET A NEW SINGER! 
Extra Credit: Guitars, Drums, Bass, Beat, Mood 


Homewood, Illinois 
00's new KISS
sounds GreAt 
Extra Credit: Male Vocals, Guitars, Drums, Bass, Production,
Lyrics, Melody, Beat, Mood 


Phoenix, Arizona
Cool song
hehe great vocalist, very original way of bringing together a
great vocalist and guitar! 


Lackawanna, New York 
80's
just stop 


Chicoutimi, Quebec, Canada 
Rock/Metal cool music
It more rock than metal but i like it a lot. The voice is cool
and the guitar too. It perfectly heavy. Nice job. Maybe it
could be cool to add double pedal. 


Toronto, Ontario, Canada 
Seriously old-school, seriously good
Sounds a lot like old school metal, and you guys do a really
good job of it. The intro sounds kind of like an outro, but it
works well otherwise. Vocals, and instruments are
exceptional, while the solos are incredible. I wish you
continued success in the future! 
Extra Credit: Guitars 


Fulton, Missouri 
An excellent song!
Excellent vocals and superb musicianship and
instrumentation! Great beat and groove! 
Extra Credit: Male Vocals, Guitars, Drums, Bass, Production,
Lyrics, Melody, Beat 


Iowa City, Iowa
This has a place, I'm sure of it.
This is some old style metal. I think this would go over well
at a biker bar. Other than that I'm not sure this much of a 
market for this music. Liked the background vocals alot.


Sherwood Park, Alberta, Canada
pretty good but...
this song was not my style i dont like the lyrics much i think
you need a new singer and add some more bass but i loved the 
lyrics they were pretty kool but still coulda been a little 
better but then again maybe its just me.... the end
Extra Credit: Female Vocals, Lyrics 
Special Award: Best Dance Track


Tampa, Florida 
hm.......
i hear major metallica influence in this song. the song is 
alright for the genre it's in, but i consider it rock, not
metal. it seems like you all have some talent, though. it's 
produced pretty well, too.
Extra Credit: Guitars


Dublin City, Dublin, Ireland
Big hair 'n tight trousers
For a moment there, I really thought I had been transported
back to the '80s! There's nothing inherently wrong with this
song, it was just released about 12 years too late to catch
the whole glam metal scene. However, it was nice to hear a
guitar solo in a metal song once again. I'm sure if you
altered your style slightly and brought it more up-to-date
you will go a long way. Kudos for trying!
Extra Credit: Guitars


Saint Paul, Minnesota
Rock Star
Not a big fan of the Kiss wanna be sound. It's catchy... but
been done way better. Sorry. Production could use some help as
well. Pretty bassy. Reminds me of Spinal Tap.



>>> Spray Paint a Skull <<<
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Toronto, Ontario, Canada 
cool
nice 
Extra Credit: Guitars, Melody 
Special Award: Grooviest Rhythm 


Toronto, Ontario, Canada 
Not bad (sounds like a good live song)
no comment 


Mississauga, Ontario, Canada 
Original, hilarious
Bizzare, great stuff. Mind blowingly weird = 
Extra Credit: Male Vocals 


Fremont, California 
old school....
vocals remind me of Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger 


Fall River, Massachusetts 
80's rock
I like the 80's rock feel to it. I thought the song was good
but it was missing something from making the song stand out.


Wilmington, California
I love this shit!!
It's sweet ass!! 
Extra Credit: Male Vocals, Lyrics 
Special Award: Most Rocking Track 


Canterbury, Kent
cool going dude
cool going dude 
Extra Credit: Drums, Lyrics 
Special Award: Most Rocking Track 


Fulton, Missouri 
Great song!
This is an excellent track! Great vocals and very good
instrumentation! This track has a great feel to it! 
Extra Credit: Male Vocals, Guitars, Drums, Bass, Production,
Lyrics, Melody, Beat 


Durham, North Carolina
Great for drinking beer and beating up women
AC/DC style.. good guitar, good bass, good lead vox. What's up
with the backing vox before the chorus? sounds like the voice
was slowed down a whole lot to sound like a whale. It grooves
and rocks. The lyrics and the attitude are too serious. Sing a
song about pretending you are a potato or something. It's a good
song, but don't quit your day job. And lose the violent attitude. 
Extra Credit: Male Vocals, Guitars, Drums, Bass, Production,
Beat, Mood 
Special Award: Coolest Chill-Out Track


Huntington, West Virginia
1981!!!!!!!
this sounds more like Moley Hatchet!!! man the cow bell rocks!!!!
rock and roll babey you guys sound like hillbilly rock metal I
love it!!!!!! you sound like zappa to on vocals and the bass is
out of tune!!!!! is the lead singer from the cars on this????
Extra Credit: Male Vocals, Bass


Watuaga, Tennessee
Great Lead Guitarist
Well, I didn't like the vocals. But other than that, I thought this
was a good song. I kinda felt like it might be in the wrong genre.
Feel like it is more Rock than Metal. I have to take a moment and
comment on the lead guitarist. He was fucking great. IF the band
doesn't have potential in the music industry (i said IF), then the
lead guitarist in this band does. He reminded me (and the music a
little, with the exception of the vocals) of early KISS. 


San Bruno, California
metal?
you guys should probably be in "hard rock" not really my cup of tea 



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Greeneville, Tennessee 
Ass sucking stuff
it sucks ass 
Extra Credit: Sequencer/Effects Programming 
Special Award: Stupidest Song I've Ever Heard 


Verona, New Jersey
iron maiden baby?
iron maiden wanna be...hehehehe..u guys can do better 


Beaconsfield, Quebec, Canada 
Flaash! heheheheh
It's good, keep the Iron Maiden soul alive..... no big
complaints actually.
Extra Credit: Guitars, Drums, Bass, Beat, Mood 


Montreal, Quebec, Canada 
nothing special
nothing grabbed my attention, just another song... 


Calgary, Alberta, Canada 
try not singing
Needs work!! Singing is just plain annoying... Winey and
ANNOYING. Get out of the 80's 


Dapto, New South Wales, Australia 
what was their name again
singing sounded a bit off. but it was apples. 
Extra Credit: Beat 
Special Award: Best Potential Movie Soundtrack 


Voorhees, New Jersey 
Nice rock sound
Nice track. The music was great, same with the vocals. Nice
job.
Extra Credit: Male Vocals


Fergus, Ontario, Canada 
kind of 80's music.
It's not my style, but its good. 


Fall River, Massachusetts 
UNDISCOVERED TALENT
u guys rae really good i think your yet another potentionally
great band that hasnt been discovered...well much luck to u


Lombard, Illinois 
Not feelin it....
I dont know what to say, couldnt feel it at all. Was into the
vox or the added sounds at the begging and end. 


Germantown, Maryland 
Need to work on the vocals
This song needed more bottom end to it, the drums and bass
seemed a bit weak. The vocals were especially weak -- need to
do some doubling here, and be more on key. 


Satellite Beach, Florida
Pretty Cool Stuff
I like how the music all blends together well. The singer
doesn't try to overpower the band, and I like his style.
Reminds me of Rob Halford kinda. Guitarist had a nice solo
there, nothing too insane, just good and right to the point.
I like you guys, keep up the good work here. Drummer, also was
good. Didn't try to go off, just kept a good beat behind the
band, but you could tell the man can PLAY, from the end. Rock
on guys. 
Extra Credit: Male Vocals, Guitars, Drums, Bass, Melody, Mood 


Greensboro, North Carolina
well.....
I think that the storm sound was cool at the beginning, then it
turned to the normal garage band thing.


Watuaga, Tennessee
Not my thing
Well, I can't quiet place it. It's kinda like opera metal, but
at the same time it isn't. Kinda like Iron Madien, but not. The
drummer really stands out as being pretty solid. Making me think
of Run For the Hills on the chorus. I didn't like the guitar
solo, mostly because I could hear the sound of it being overdubed,
and sounding like the room it was recorded in. I don't like the
"thunder" or thud you use. Overall, i just didn't care for this
track, but that's my own personal taste. Not saying anything bad
about the musicianship, just the style of metal isn't my style. 


Calgary, Alberta, Canada 
Intro is totally rockin'.
This is pretty awesome, not new age metal shit. I smell ozzy. I
enjoyed it a lot, and i will add it to my playlist. Maybe a
little more screaming would be nice. 
Extra Credit: Guitars, Sequencer/Effects Programming, Lyrics 


Sherwood Park, Alberta, Canada 
meh
this song was not my style i dont like the guitars much i think
you need a new singer and add some more bass but i loved the
lyrics they were pretty kool but still coulda been a little better
but then again maybe its just me.... the end
Extra Credit: Drums, Lyrics 
Special Award: Grooviest Rhythm 



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Subject: surround sound sandwich!
HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL YEEEAAAHHH! damn right!
Zcreemin' Hott takes me right back to high school...one iron
maiden tshirt (3/4 sleeve, of course) for every day of the
week and a lumber jacket that i wore until it rotted off my
rack o' bones! yeah..i kinda got an advanced copy of the
album from Food Fortunata, except it's called flogged by
the bastard" or something like that. i kinda know Kitt Katt
as well, you know, cuz i'm a retard who likes Sockeye and
BIL; and Fossil Fuel and shit like that. Anyway, Zcreemin'
Hott totally fuckin rocks! my favourite tune so far is "Gonna
Put The Hott Rock On You"... keep shouting at or with the
devil, dudes! i'm gonna guzzle a quart of satan's ejaculate
and tear up this town! 
666 


Subject: RED HOTT!!
So when is the group gonna take a road trip?? Just for
kicks?? RED HOTT & Cocky Evne my 5 year old likes it!! so
anyways we really would like to meet this group of yours
soon!! RED HOTT you all are!! 
Sincerely, LuAnn


Subject: spraypaint a skull!!!!!!!!!!
I went to kent sat. & stoped in at morte's crib. It wasen't
long before he had a couple of beer's and decided to play
zcreemin'hott!!! I LIKED IT. great production, good sound &
funny as hell!! my favorite is i put my balls on you @
spraypaint a skull!!! keep it up!!!
later, donnie(donhead)craig      


Subject: Warhammer
 Um... you guys really suck.  "The Music"??  It's as 
though you plugged in the short-bus from school, a frat 
party, and a S&M club, and called it music.  Get a 
life...
worthless hacks.


Subject: YOUR BAND SUCKS!
YOU FUCKING SUCK SO STOP FUCKING SPAMMING THE
FUCKING OZZFEST BORED YOU GAY ASS BITCH!



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I don't listen to that style of music. As I said though it is
catchy. I could see people liking it that like that style of
music. The one thing I can pin point is the singer. His voice
just dooesn't work with the music.

Dude, what the fuk is up with your biography!?!? Its pretty
funny, I'm sorry you roped 59 other people into going there.
Im glad you all have funny names though, thats not very
original anymore. 

I SAW IT U GUYS SOUND PRETTY GOOD KEEP IT UP!!!!!!!!!!

i am currently checking out your band. comical. 

Where the @!#$ is the Staind info? @!#$ your band.

Im sorry to everyone else but he needs this 
STOP FUCKING ADVERTISING YOUR SHITTY BAND
YOU BUTTFUCKING PIECE OF COWDICK SUCKING @!#$
@!#$!! YOUR BAND FUCKING SUCKS MY HAIRY ASS!!
YOU HAVE NO TALENT SO STOP FUCKING
ADVERTISING THAT @!#$!! THAT @!#$ ISNT EVEN
METAL AND ITS FUCKING WORSE THEN CRAZYTOWN
BECAUSE YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK!! SO SHUT THE
@!#$ UP ALLREADY!! 

luv your website, your band kicks ass!

no joke man you kept on posting and now im a believer u r
guys are awesome!!!



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(Name) Dena 
(What song are you reviewing?) Spray Paint a Skull 
(What do you think of the song?) Great 
(If you had to say one good thing,) Guitars 
(Would you listen to it again?) Yes 
(Anything else you'd like to say?) The guitarist w/ the
Jackson is HOTTTTTTTttttttttttttt! Owe! 


(Name) JC 
(What song are you reviewing?) Red Hott & Cocky 
(What do you think of the song?) Cool 
(If you had to say one good thing,) Mood 
(Would you listen to it again?) Maybe 
(Anything else you'd like to say?) SUPER EXPLOSIVE
MONSTER GAYNESS!!!! 


(Name)  tony montana
(What song are you reviewing?)  Spray Paint a Skull
(What do you think of the song?)  Great
(If you had to say one good thing,)  Vocals
(Would you listen to it again?)  Yes
(Anything else you'd like to say?)   bitchin'.


(Name) Unnamed
(What song are you reviewing?)  Red Hott & Cocky
(What do you think of the song?)  Cool
(If you had to say one good thing,)  Guitars
(Would you listen to it again?)  No


(Name)  FUCK YOU BITCH
(Email)  SUCKMYCOCK@IMGOINGTORAPEYOURAS
(What song are you reviewing?)  Spray Paint a Skull
(What do you think of the song?)  Great
(If you had to say one good thing,)  Bass
(Would you listen to it again?)  No
(Anything else you'd like to say?)   YOU FUCKING SUCK 
ASSHOLE!


(Name) Unnamed
(What song are you reviewing?)  Red Hott & Cocky
(What do you think of the song?)  Weak
(If you had to say one good thing,)  Guitars
(Would you listen to it again?)  No

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