THE SOUND BARGE

The Episode Guide

EPISODE 0 - THE PILOT - Recorded on 30/09/04

This was the pilot episode for the show. Its purpose was to prove that Gary could do the show by himself. Several things went wrong.

EPISODE 1 - Broadcast on 13/10/04

In the first episode Dan Box and Barry Davis joined Gary to present. Also Zombie Noel Coward made his first appearance. Problems arose when they thought it would be just great to get a friend to phone them during the show. Chaos ensued.

EPISODE 3 - HALLOWEEN SPECIAL - Broadcast on 27/10/04

This show featured a devastatingly terrifying version of the theme tune.

Zombie Noel Coward popped in again and told the gang why he doesn't go out on Halloween.

EPISODE 11 - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL - Broadcast on 22/12/04

Sleigh bells accompanied the opening theme of the show.

Mention was made of the previous Saturday night when whilst drunk, Gary, Barry and Dan knocked on Zombie Noel Cowards door and when he got to the door they did "a multi-coloured yawn" on him and ran away.

They also met Santa Claus. It later turned out that Dan had paid Santa to come to the show and the money had come out of the Sound Barge account. Dan was thrown out but told he could come back next week.

They got an E-Mail from Zombie Noel Coward saying he was gonna kill Gary and Dan (but not Barry because he - like ZNC - is a freemason), they laughed.

EPISODE 12 - END OF YEAR SPECIAL - Broadcast on 29/12/04

For the end of the year special they invited their friend Mark Ripper in along with top celebrity Mr. T.

There was a compilation of classic moments from the year's episodes.

The results came in for Album Of The Year 2004. The winner was Brian Wilson's Smile.

At the end of the show after both Ripper and Barry had gone, Gary and Dan were murdered by Zombie Noel Coward.

EPISODE 13 - NEW YEAR SPECIAL - Broadcast on 05/01/05

Barry brought Gary and Dan back from the dead in time for the first show of the year. He then headed off to take care of business. Special Agent Herbert meanwhile was hunting down Zombie Noel Coward.

EPISODE 17 - Broadcast on 02/02/05

This show featured Gary's brother Mark as a guest. By now Barry had left the show as a regular presenter.

EPISODE 23 - Broadcast on 16/03/05

Barry popped in. The ICR mouse told Dan that a guest called Edison Harley (scandanavian rocker and traveller) would be coming on the show. When he arrived he was interviewed and then his mother turned up and they had an argument. Edison left the studio and was later arrested for attacking his mum. Afterwards a boy called Billy was aloud to come into the studio. It was then revealed that he might possibly be Barry's son. Barry has denied his involvement with the childs mother. Later on another person was invited onto the show, the rather disturbing, Mrs. Maggie Salisbury.

EPISODE 31 - Broadcast on 11/05/05

Dan got Gary a present for Gary's birthday (two vases of Vodka) which he then accidentally smashed. Gary then rubbed salt into the wound by hitting Dan in the face with a pen. They then argued over something that happened years before and that wasn't important. Dan then danced like an idiot to Red Morning Light by the Kings Of Leon and hit Gary. Dan then decided to talk about how he saw Tony Blair wearing a bra coming out of a shop. Dan then exposed his belly and nearly made Gary sick.

EPISODE 33 - Broadcast on 25/05/05

After Dan broke his tooth eating nuts it was soon discovered that several people were trying to ban nuts altogether.

EPISODE 34 - Broadcast on 01/06/05

Gary and Dan were both not available for this show and so a compilation of various bands (though mainly Ash) was created.

EPISODE 35 - Broadcast on 08/06/05

Gary and Dan continued to fear the loss of nuts.

EPISODE 36 - Broadcast on 15/06/05

Chris joined the team and Dan didn't show up.

EPISODE 39 - Broadcast on 06/07/05

Sione came in for the show and Dan finally came back. We all then had a huge argument about whether Doctor Who is any good when the Daleks aren't in it (which it is) and received an incredible amount of E-mails...well...two.

EPISODE 40 - Broadcast on 13/07/05

Whilst Dan, Sione and Chris all visited Norway, a fictional version of Gary took over the show.

EPISODE 42 - Broadcast on 27/07/05

Gary and Chris played songs whilst Gary took (prescribed) drugs. Chris was embarrassed because his mum e-mailed saying that she liked Marilyn Manson's version of "Down In The Park". Gary was confused by this.

EPISODE 49 - Broadcast on 14/09/05

Gary linked a female dominated society to Planet Of The Apes.