Speedy Cerviche(sir-vee-chay)- the white Samurai Pizza Cat.
He is the leader of the Samurai Pizza Cats and my favorite.
Poly Ester- the red SPC. She has a temper sometimes,
but always seems to talk about love power in her entrance.
Guido Anchovy- the blue SPC. He's always after girls.
Big Cheese- the main or head bad guy.
Jerry Attric and Bad Bird are Big Cheese's main henchmen.
The Ninja Crows are normally under bad bird's command.
Lucille- a girl that Speedy and Guido fight over.
Francine is like the manager of the Pizza Cat Restaurant.
Princess Violet is also known as Princess Vi. She is easily angered.
Emperor Fred- the emperor, of course, and Princess Vi's father.
He doesn't seem too bright.
Big Al seems to be incharge of the SPC.
Gru Lou- makes and finds inventions. He appears in few episodes.
Oh and there's the rescue team that consists of 4 cats.They appear throughout
the show- either as individuals, as a team of 4, or in pairs.
Meowsma- drills holes
Sprit T. Cat- shoots water (the 'T' stands for 'The')
Bat Cat- has wings like a bat that he uses for flying
General Catton- has two cannons on his back
The melody (the only part that actually has some singing) is in purple-ish pink below.
The rest is spoken. If you read fast you can follow along with the music file,
but the file ends with the second to last line.
SPC Theme Song
Can somebody please cue that bird?
SAMURAI PIZZA CATS
Oh yeah!!
Who do you call when you want some peparroni?
SAMURAI PIZZA CATS
right on.
They're stamp'n out crime and you know that ain't balony.
There's Speedy Cerviche he's the leader of the bunch. THAT'S RIGHT!!
A heck of a fighter, packs a heck of a lunch.
And little Poly Ester who's never afraid...That's me!
Of going into battle when the bad guys invade.
There's Guido Anchovy, a wild romantic rover.
This cat gets down down with a love hangover.
Here come the Pizza Cats.
They're so bad.
They got more fur than any turtle ever had.
They're stronger than old cheese.
Stronger than old cheese.
They're stronger than dirt.
More stonger than dirt.
If you step on their tail...
Not on my tail
You're gonna get hurt.
Don't hurt me
SAMURAI PIZZA CATS
They're fighting crime...oh yes...
All over town, 3...2...1 Pizza Cats are on the run.
The Big Cheese is the villain whose lower than low.
Its a rock-i-shay. He lives in little Tokyo.
We got our nasty Bad Bird and a nasty ninja crow.
As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show.
Sit right back, Pick up your feet, And turn the sound up high.
And if you want the full effects, go eat a pizza pie!
SAMURAI PIZZA CAATS
SAMURAI PIZZA CAAATS
SPC Fan Club Oath
Narator: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Samurai Pizza Cat fan club oath
Big Cheese: The Pizza Cats are Samurai and I'd like to note
Jerry: Their antics take your breath away
Big Cheese: Like furballs in your throat
Speedy: We Kittens are a special breed. We never call retreat.
Guido: Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down,
Poly: We land upon our feet.
Narator: So hail to the oh Pizza Cats, please ring your little bell.
Although you may be pen and ink, we know you'll fight like...
Speedy, Poly, Guido: Pizza Cats!!!
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