THE SIMPSONS

Easily the most successful prime-time animated series in history, The Simpsons is brilliantly funny, providing some of the best satire ever on television.

Here is the complete episode list for The Simpsons. It includes original air dates, episode numbers, episode titles, and brief episode descriptions. (Please e-mail us if you find any errors!: gdtvd@mailcity.com)

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SYND	17-Dec-1989	Episode 1	Season 1 Number 1	Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire	Homer seeks extra cash for his family's Christmas gifts.
SYND	14-Jan-1990	Episode 2	Season 1 Number 2	Bart the Genius	Bart cheats on a test and lands in a gifted class.
SYND	21-Jan-1990	Episode 3	Season 1 Number 3	Homer's Odyssey	After losing his job, Homer becomes an anti-nuclear activist.
SYND	28-Jan-1990	Episode 4	Season 1 Number 4	There's No Disgrace Like Home	Homer seeks therapy for his battling family.
SYND	4-Feb-1990	Episode 5	Season 1 Number 5	Bart the General	Bart's grandfather helps him get revenge on a bully.
SYND	11-Feb-1990	Episode 6	Season 1 Number 6	Moaning Lisa	The family tries to cheer Lisa.
SYND	18-Feb-1990	Episode 7	Season 1 Number 7	The Call of the Simpsons	Homer and Bart seek help for the family, stranded in the woods.
SYND	25-Feb-1990	Episode 8	Season 1 Number 8	The Telltale Head	Bart decapitates a statue of Springfield's founder.
SYND	18-Mar-1990	Episode 9	Season 1 Number 9	Life on the Fast Lane	Marge is drawn to a tall, blond bowling instructor.
SYND	25-Mar-1990	Episode 10	Season 1 Number 10	Homer's Night Out	Bart displays an embarrassing photo of Homer.
SYND	15-Apr-1990	Episode 11	Season 1 Number 11	The Crepes of Wrath	An exchange program sends Bart to France and an Albanian to Springfield.
SYND	29-Apr-1990	Episode 12	Season 1 Number 12	Krusty Gets Busted	Bart defends a clown accused of robbery.
SYND	13-May-1990	Episode 13	Season 1 Number 13	Some Enchanted Evening	Bart and Lisa learn their sitter's secret.
SYND	11-Oct-1990	Episode 14	Season 2 Number 1	Bart Gets an F	Failing fourth grade, Bart gets the class brain to tutor him.
SYND	18-Oct-1990	Episode 15	Season 2 Number 2	Simpson and Delilah	A co-worker threatens to reveal Homer's secret of success.
SYND	25-Oct-1990	Episode 16	Season 2 Number 3	Treehouse of Horror	Bart and Lisa try to top each other's Halloween tales.
SYND	1-Nov-1990	Episode 17	Season 2 Number 4	Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish	Homer's boss runs for governor; the Simpsons try to help.
SYND	8-Nov-1990	Episode 18	Season 2 Number 5	Dancin' Homer	Team mascot Homer makes it to the big leagues.
SYND	15-Nov-1990	Episode 19	Season 2 Number 6	Dead Putting Society	Homer bets that Bart will beat Flanders' son in a miniature golf tournament.
SYND	22-Nov-1990	Episode 20	Season 2 Number 7	Bart vs. Thanksgiving	Bart runs away from home after a fight with Lisa.
SYND	6-Dec-1990	Episode 21	Season 2 Number 8	Bart the Daredevil	Bart plans to duplicate a daredevil's stunts.
SYND	20-Dec-1990	Episode 22	Season 2 Number 9	Itchy & Scratchy & Marge	Marge crusades against violence on TV cartoons.
SYND	10-Jan-1991	Episode 23	Season 2 Number 10	Episode 23: Bart Gets Hit by a Car	Homer mulls litigation after his boss hits Bart with his car.
SYND	24-Jan-1991	Episode 24	Season 2 Number 11	One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish	Thinking he's dying, Homer assesses his life; guest voice Larry King.
SYND	31-Jan-1991	Episode 25	Season 2 Number 12	The Way We Was	Homer and Marge recall their courtship.
SYND	7-Feb-1991	Episode 26	Season 2 Number 13	Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment	Lisa teaches Homer the evils of pirating cable.
SYND	14-Feb-1991	Episode 27	Season 2 Number 14	Principal Charming	The Simpsons play Cupid for Principal Skinner and Marge's sister.
SYND	21-Feb-1991	Episode 28	Season 2 Number 15	Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?	Homer's design ruins his half-brother's (voice of Danny DeVito) car empire.
SYND	7-Mar-1991	Episode 29	Season 2 Number 16	Bart's Dog Gets an F	Homer wants to get rid of the dog unless he passes obedience school.
SYND	28-Mar-1991	Episode 30	Season 2 Number 17	Old Money	A love interest leaves Grampa Simpson $106,000.
SYND	11-Apr-1991	Episode 31	Season 2 Number 18	Brush with Greatness	Marge enrolls in an art class; Homer joins a weight-loss clinic.
SYND	25-Apr-1991	Episode 32	Season 2 Number 19	Lisa's Substitute	Bart runs for class president; Lisa falls for a teacher.
SYND	2-May-1991	Episode 33	Season 2 Number 20	War of the Simpsons	Marge and Homer head for a mountain retreat to help their marriage.
SYND	9-May-1991	Episode 34	Season 2 Number 21	Three Men and a Comic Book	PICTURE QUALITY IS POOR. Bart gets a job to pay for a rare comic book.
SYND	11-Jul-1991	Episode 35	Season 2 Number 22	Blood Feud	Bart is the only potential blood donor for Homer's boss.
SYND	19-Sep-1991	Episode 36	Season 3 Number 1	Stark Raving Dad	Homer's rest-home roommate thinks he is Michael Jackson.
SYND	26-Sep-1991	Episode 37	Season 3 Number 2	Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington	Lisa's essay wins the family a trip to Washington, D.C.
SYND	3-Oct-1991	Episode 38	Season 3 Number 3	When Flanders Failed	Homer feels guilty about Flanders' failing business.
SYND	10-Oct-1991	Episode 39	Season 3 Number 4	Bart the Murderer	Bart befriends a mobster, then Principal Skinner disappears.
SYND	17-Oct-1991	Episode 40	Season 3 Number 5	Homer Defined	Homer saves Springfield from a nuclear meltdown.
SYND	24-Oct-1991	Episode 41	Season 3 Number 6	Like Father, Like Clown	Lisa and Bart try to reunite Krusty with his estranged father (Jackie Mason).
SYND	31-Oct-1991	Episode 42	Season 3 Number 7	Treehouse of Horror II	An excess of Halloween candy gives Bart, Lisa and Homer nightmares.
SYND	7-Nov-1991	Episode 43	Season 3 Number 8	Lisa's Pony	Lisa's hurt feelings prompt guilty Homer to buy her a pony.
SYND	14-Nov-1991	Episode 44	Season 3 Number 9	Saturdays of Thunder	Homer and Bart bond while building a shaky soap-box racer.
SYND	21-Nov-1991	Episode 45	Season 3 Number 10	Flaming Moe's	A drink Homer invented makes bartender Moe rich; guest voices of Aerosmith.
SYND	5-Dec-1991	Episode 46	Season 3 Number 11	Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk	Mr. Burns sells the plant; Homer is laid off.
SYND	26-Dec-1991	Episode 47	Season 3 Number 12	I Married Marge	Marge thinks she's pregnant, prompting Homer to relive their early years.
SYND	9-Jan-1992	Episode 48	Season 3 Number 13	Radio Bart	Bart fools the town into thinking a child has fallen down a well.
SYND	23-Jan-1992	Episode 49	Season 3 Number 14	Lisa the Greek	Lisa's ability to pick football winners thrills Homer.
SYND	6-Feb-1992	Episode 50	Season 3 Number 15	Homer Alone	With Marge away, Homer must care for Maggie.
SYND	13-Feb-1992	Episode 51	Season 3 Number 16	Bart the Lover	Bart answers a personals ad placed by a hated teacher.
SYND	20-Feb-1992	Episode 52	Season 3 Number 17	Homer at the Bat	Mr. Burns recruits major leaguers for a company softball game.
SYND	27-Feb-1992	Episode 53	Season 3 Number 18	Separate Vocations	Aptitude tests peg Lisa as a housewife and Bart as a cop.
SYND	12-Mar-1992	Episode 54	Season 3 Number 19	Dog of Death	Lottery fever distracts the Simpsons from their dog's illness.
SYND	26-Mar-1992	Episode 55	Season 3 Number 20	Colonel Homer	Homer decides to manage a country singer (voice of Beverly D'Angelo).
SYND	9-Apr-1992	Episode 56	Season 3 Number 21	Black Widower	A "Krusty the Clown" performer gets out of prison and proposes to Selma.
SYND	23-Apr-1992	Episode 57	Season 3 Number 22	The Otto Show	Spinal tap plays Springfield.
SYND	7-May-1992	Episode 58	Season 3 Number 23	Bart's Friend Falls in Love	Milhouse's new romance comes between him and Bart.
SYND	27-Aug-1992	Episode 59	Season 3 Number 24	Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?	Homer and destitute brother Herb (voice of Danny DeVito) reunite.
SYND	24-Sep-1992	Episode 60	Season 4 Number 1	Kamp Krusty	Bart and Lisa find horror at Krusty the Clown's camp.
SYND	1-Oct-1992	Episode 61	Season 4 Number 2	A Streetcar Named Marge	Marge lands the lead in "Oh, Streetcar!"
SYND	8-Oct-1992	Episode 62	Season 4 Number 3	Homer the Heretic	Homer starts his own religion after skipping church.
SYND	15-Oct-1992	Episode 63	Season 4 Number 4	Lisa the Beauty Queen	Lisa wins a beauty contest by default; guest voice Bob Hope.
SYND	29-Oct-1992	Episode 64	Season 4 Number 5	Treehouse of Horror III	Halloween tales: A doll comes alive; Homer is a giant on an island; Bart entrances the town.
SYND	3-Nov-1992	Episode 65	Season 4 Number 6	Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie	Homer won't let Bart see the new "Itchy & Scratchy" movie.
SYND	5-Nov-1992	Episode 66	Season 4 Number 7	Marge Gets a Job	Marge gets a job at the plant and must fend off Burns; guest voice Tom Jones.
SYND	12-Nov-1992	Episode 67	Season 4 Number 8	New Kid on the Block	Bart falls for a teen tomboy (Sara Gilbert).
SYND	19-Nov-1992	Episode 68	Season 4 Number 9	Mr. Plow	Homer buys a snow plow and goes into business. Guest voices: Adam West, Linda Ronstadt.
SYND	3-Dec-1992	Episode 69	Season 4 Number 10	Lisa's First Word	While teaching Maggie (Elizabeth Taylor) to talk, the Simpsons reminisce about Lisa's first word.
SYND	17-Dec-1992	Episode 70	Season 4 Number 11	Homer's Triple Bypass	Heart patient Homer shops for a cheap surgeon.
SYND	14-Jan-1993	Episode 71	Season 4 Number 12	Marge vs. the Monorail	Homer is conductor of the new monorail. Guest voice: Leonard Nimoy.
SYND	21-Jan-1993	Episode 72	Season 4 Number 13	Selma's Choice	Selma considers in-vitro fertilization.
SYND	4-Feb-1993	Episode 73	Season 4 Number 14	Brother from the Same Planet	Bart and Homer join a big brother program to spite each other.
SYND	11-Feb-1993	Episode 74	Season 4 Number 15	I Love Lisa	A boy mistakes Lisa's pity for love.
SYND	18-Feb-1993	Episode 75	Season 4 Number 16	Duffless	Homer finds life dull after quitting drinking.
SYND	11-Mar-1993	Episode 76	Season 4 Number 17	Last Exit to Springfield	His striking union elects Homer president.
SYND	1-Apr-1993	Episode 77	Season 4 Number 18	So It Has Come to This: The Simpsons Clip Show	A practical joke puts Homer in the hospital where the family flashes back.
SYND	15-Apr-1993	Episode 78	Season 4 Number 19	The Front	Bart and Lisa ghostwrite "Itchy & Scratchy" episodes; Homer did not graduate. Guest Brooke Shields.
SYND	29-Apr-1993	Episode 79	Season 4 Number 20	Whacking Day	Bart is expelled; Lisa protests Springfield's annual snake-bashing day.
SYND	6-May-1993	Episode 80	Season 4 Number 21	Marge in Chains	Marge is jailed for shoplifting.
SYND	13-May-1993	Episode 81	Season 4 Number 22	Krusty Gets Kancelled	Cancellation sends Krusty into a tailspin.
SYND	30-Sep-1993	Episode 82	Season 5 Number 1	Homer's Barbershop Quartet	Homer recalls his days in a barbershop quartet. Guests George Harrison, David Crosby.
SYND	7-Oct-1993	Episode 83	Season 5 Number 2	Cape Feare	Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) seeks revenge on Bart.
SYND	14-Oct-1993	Episode 84	Season 5 Number 3	Homer Goes to College	To keep his job, Homer must go back to college.
SYND	21-Oct-1993	Episode 85	Season 5 Number 4	Rosebud	On his birthday, Mr. Burns longs for his favorite childhood toy.
SYND	28-Oct-1993	Episode 86	Season 5 Number 5	Treehouse of Horror IV	Three vignettes have Halloween themes.
SYND	4-Nov-1993	Episode 87	Season 5 Number 6	Marge on the Lam	Marge and a divorced neighbor (Pamela Reed) take a wild car ride.
SYND	11-Nov-1993	Episode 88	Season 5 Number 7	Bart's Inner Child	Homer and Marge take recalcitrant Bart to a therapist.
SYND	18-Nov-1993	Episode 89	Season 5 Number 8	Boy-Scoutz N the Hood	Homer and Bart are stranded in a raft with Flanders and son.
SYND	9-Dec-1993	Episode 90	Season 5 Number 9	The Last Temptation of Homer	A pretty new co-worker (Michelle Pfeiffer) comes on to Homer.
SYND	16-Dec-1993	Episode 91	Season 5 Number 10	$pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)	Springfield legalizes gambling; Burns opens a casino; Marge becomes a gambling addict.
SYND	6-Jan-1994	Episode 92	Season 5 Number 11	Homer the Vigilante	Homer leads a vigilante group pursuing a cat burglar.
SYND	3-Feb-1994	Episode 93	Season 5 Number 12	Bart Gets Famous	An appearance on Krusty's show gains Bart fame. Guest voice Conan O'Brien.
SYND	10-Feb-1994	Episode 94	Season 5 Number 13	Homer and Apu	Homer and Apu head to India to get Apu's job back. Guest James Woods.
SYND	17-Feb-1994	Episode 95	Season 5 Number 14	Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy	Lisa files a sexual discrimination suit against a doll manufacturer. Guest Kathleen Turner.
SYND	24-Feb-1994	Episode 96	Season 5 Number 15	Deep Space Homer	VERY BEGINNING OF OPENING CREDITS IS MISSING. Homer and Barney vie to become the first citizens in space. Guests Buzz Aldrin; James Taylor.
SYND	17-Mar-1994	Episode 97	Season 5 Number 16	Homer Loves Flanders	Homer and Flanders become pals.
SYND	31-Mar-1994	Episode 98	Season 5 Number 17	Bart Gets an Elephant	Bart wins an elephant in a radio contest.
SYND	14-Apr-1994	Episode 99	Season 5 Number 18	Burns' Heir	Burns chooses Bart as an heir after a brush with death.
SYND	27-Apr-1994	Episode 100	Season 5 Number 19	Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song	Bart's pranks get Principal Skinner fired; Flanders is the replacement.
SYND	5-May-1994	Episode 101	Season 5 Number 20	The Boy Who Knew Too Much	Bart faces a moral dilemma after witnessing an altercation.
SYND	12-May-1994	Episode 102	Season 5 Number 21	Lady Bouvier's Lover	Marge's mother falls for Homer's father, then is swept off her feet by Burns.
SYND	19-May-1994	Episode 103	Season 5 Number 22	Secrets of a Successful Marriage	Homer teaches an adult class on marriage using secrets about Marge.
SYND	4-Sep-1994	Episode 104	Season 6 Number 1	Bart of Darkness	The Simpsons' new pool makes Lisa popular; Bart thinks he sees a murder.
SYND	11-Sep-1994	Episode 105	Season 6 Number 2	Lisa's Rival	Lisa's rival (Winona Ryder) turns her world upside down.
SYND	25-Sep-1994	Episode 106	Season 6 Number 3	Another Simpsons Clip Show	The Simpsons reminisce about lost loves in flashbacks.
SYND	2-Oct-1994	Episode 107	Season 6 Number 4	Itchy & Scratchy Land	Homer, Marge and the kids visit Itchy & Scratchy Land, a violent theme park.
SYND	9-Oct-1994	Episode 108	Season 6 Number 5	Sideshow Bob Roberts	Sideshow Bob, Springfield's new mayor, condemns the Simpson home.
SYND	30-Oct-1994	Episode 109	Season 6 Number 6	Treehouse of Horror V	Halloween vignettes spoof "The Shining," "Crime and Punishment" and "Soylent Green."
SYND	6-Nov-1994	Episode 110	Season 6 Number 7	Bart's Girlfriend	Bart meets the minister's daughter (Meryl Streep).
SYND	13-Nov-1994	Episode 111	Season 6 Number 8	Lisa on Ice	MISSED A TINY BIT AFTER A COMMERCIAL BREAK. The rivals of Bart's hockey team recruit "natural" Lisa.
SYND	27-Nov-1994	Episode 112	Season 6 Number 9	Homer Badman	A baby sitter accuses Homer of sexual harassment; guest Dennis Franz
SYND	4-Dec-1994	Episode 113	Season 6 Number 10	Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy	Grampa concocts a love potion, which he and Homer sell.
SYND	18-Dec-1994	Episode 114	Season 6 Number 11	Fear of Flying	Marge sees a psychiatrist (Anne Bancroft) to conquer her fear of flying.
SYND	8-Jan-1995	Episode 115	Season 6 Number 12	Homer the Great	Homer becomes master of a secret society; guest Patrick Stewart.
SYND	22-Jan-1995	Episode 116	Season 6 Number 13	And Maggie Makes Three	Homer recalls the events leading up to Maggies birth.
SYND	5-Feb-1995	Episode 117	Season 6 Number 14	Bart's Comet	Bart discovers a comet headed straight for Springfield.
SYND	12-Feb-1995	Episode 118	Season 6 Number 15	Homie the Clown	Clown college graduate Homer's gigs are so successful, the mob believes he is Krusty.
SYND	19-Feb-1995	Episode 119	Season 6 Number 16	Bart vs. Australia	To save diplomatic relations, the Simpsons go to Australia; guest Phil Hartman.
SYND	26-Feb-1995	Episode 120	Season 6 Number 17	Homer vs. Patty & Selma	A loan from Patty and Selma makes Homer their slave; guests Susan Sarandon; Mel Brooks.
SYND	5-Mar-1995	Episode 121	Season 6 Number 18	A Star Is Burns	To boost its image, Springfield holds a film festival.
SYND	19-Mar-1995	Episode 122	Season 6 Number 19	Lisa's Wedding	A fortune teller shows Lisa her future; guest Mandy Patinkin.
SYND	9-Apr-1995	Episode 123	Season 6 Number 20	Two Dozen and One Greyhounds	Mr. Burns steals a litter of puppies, with plans to make a Greyhound-skin tuxedo.
SYND	16-Apr-1995	Episode 124	Season 6 Number 21	The PTA Disbands	When faculty strikes at Bart's school, PTA member Marge becomes his teacher.
SYND	30-Apr-1995	Episode 125	Season 6 Number 22	'Round Springfield	When Lisa's friend dies, she seeks a way to honor the jazz-man.
RERUN	7-May-1995	Episode 126	Season 6 Number 23	The Springfield Connection	After apprehending a criminal, Marge enrolls in the police academy.
SYND	14-May-1995	Episode 127	Season 6 Number 24	Lemon of Troy	Marge's lecture inspires vandal Bart to take pride in his community.
SYND	21-May-1995	Episode 128	Season 6 Number 25	Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 1)	Someone shoots Mr. Burns after he makes the town dependent on him.
SYND	17-Sep-1995	Episode 129	Season 7 Number 1	Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 2)	Chief Wiggums conducts a manhunt to find Mr. Burns' assailant.
RERUN	24-Sep-1995	Episode 130	Season 7 Number 2	Radioactive Man	OPENING CREDITS ARE MISSING. Millhouse and Bart vie for a role in a Hollywood film being made in Springfield.
RERUN	1-Oct-1995	Episode 131	Season 7 Number 3	Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily	Due to unusual circumstances, the Simpson children are placed in a foster home.
RERUN	8-Oct-1995	Episode 132	Season 7 Number 4	Bart Sells His Soul	The Rev. Lovejoy catches Bart and Millhouse playing a prank in church.
SYND	15-Oct-1995	Episode 133	Season 7 Number 5	Lisa the Vegetarian	Lisa gives up meat on the eve of Homer's big barbecue; guests Paul and Linda McCartney.
SYND	29-Oct-1995	Episode 134	Season 7 Number 6	Treehouse of Horror VI	Parodies of '50s monster movies, "Nightmare on Elm Street" and "The Twilight Zone."
RERUN	5-Nov-1995	Episode 135	Season 7 Number 7	King-Size Homer	Homer binges to reach 300 pounds so he can claim disability.
RERUN	19-Nov-1995	Episode 136	Season 7 Number 8	Mother Simpson	Homer's mother (Glenn Close) returns to Springfield; guest Harry Morgan.
ORIG	26-Nov-1995	Episode 137	Season 7 Number 9	Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming	Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) wreaks havoc at Springfield's air show.
ORIG	3-Dec-1995	Episode 138	Season 7 Number 10	The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular!	Host Troy McClure (Phil Hartman) presents a retrospective of the show.
ORIG	17-Dec-1995	Episode 139	Season 7 Number 11	Marge Be Not Proud	For a family portrait, Bart must return to the scene of his shoplifting.
SYND	7-Jan-1996	Episode 140	Season 7 Number 12	Team Homer	Homer forms his own bowling league; Bart starts a riot at school.
SYND	14-Jan-1996	Episode 141	Season 7 Number 13	Two Bad Neighbors	President Bush buys a house across the street from the Simpsons.
SYND	4-Feb-1996	Episode 142	Season 7 Number 14	Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield	Marge and Homer enjoy their new status at the country club; guest Tom Kite.
RERUN	11-Feb-1996	Episode 143	Season 7 Number 15	Bart the Fink	Krusty the Clown dies in a plane crash; guest Bob Newhart.
SYND	18-Feb-1996	Episode 144	Season 7 Number 16	Lisa the Iconoclast	Lisa researches Springfield's founding father; guest Donald Sutherland.
RERUN	25-Feb-1996	Episode 145	Season 7 Number 17	Homer the Smithers	Homer fills in for vacationing Smithers, forcing Mr. Burns to become independent.
SYND	17-Mar-1996	Episode 146	Season 7 Number 18	The Day the Violence Died	Bart meets a bum (Kirk Douglas) who says he created Itchy and Scratchy.
SYND	24-Mar-1996	Episode 147	Season 7 Number 19	A Fish Called Selma	Troy McClure (Phil Hartman) proposes to Selma.
RERUN	31-Mar-1996	Episode 148	Season 7 Number 20	Bart on the Road	Bart rents a car with a fake driver's license and takes a road trip with his pals.
RERUN	14-Apr-1996	Episode 149	Season 7 Number 21	22 Short Films about Springfield	Vignettes highlight the lives of many Springfield residents.
SYND	28-Apr-1996	Episode 150	Season 7 Number 22	Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"	Bart doubts his grandfather's old war stories until Mr. Burns tries to kill him.
ORIG	5-May-1996	Episode 151	Season 7 Number 23	Much Apu about Nothing	Apu turns to Fat Tony (Joe Mantegna) for help when he faces deportation.
ORIG	19-May-1996	Episode 152	Season 7 Number 24	Homerpalooza	Homer takes Bart and Lisa to a rock concert.
ORIG	19-May-1996	Episode 153	Season 7 Number 25	Summer of 4'2"	The family rents a beach house for its first vacation; guest Christina Ricci.
RERUN	27-Oct-1996	Episode 154	Season 8 Number 1	Treehouse of Horror VII	Bart has a demented twin; Lisa creates her own universe; aliens kidnap politicos.
SYND	3-Nov-1996	Episode 155	Season 8 Number 2	You Only Move Twice	Homer's new job forces the family to leave Springfield.
RERUN	10-Nov-1996	Episode 156	Season 8 Number 3	The Homer They Fall	Homer becomes a professional boxer; guest Paul Winfield; Michael Buffer.
RERUN	17-Nov-1996	Episode 157	Season 8 Number 4	Burns Baby Burns	Mr. Burns' illegitimate son (Rodney Dangerfield) plans a kidnapping with Homer.
SYND	24-Nov-1996	Episode 158	Season 8 Number 5	Bart after Dark	Bart discovers the house next door is a burlesque parlor.
SYND	1-Dec-1996	Episode 159	Season 8 Number 6	A Milhouse Divided	Homer contemplates a divorce when Milhouse's parents split up.
RERUN	15-Dec-1996	Episode 160	Season 8 Number 7	Lisa's Date with Density	Lisa has a crush on bully Nelson Muntz; Homer panhandles electronically.
ORIG	29-Dec-1996	Episode 161	Season 8 Number 8	Hurricane Neddy	A hurricane hitting Springfield spares the Simpsons but destroys Ned's home.
RERUN	5-Jan-1997	Episode 162	Season 8 Number 9	The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer	LOW VOLUME. Homer dreams about a talking coyote (Johnny Cash) after consuming exotic peppers.
ORIG	12-Jan-1997	Episode 163	Season 8 Number 10	The Springfield Files	The FBI eyes Homer's alien encounter; guests David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Leonard Nimoy.
SYND	19-Jan-1997	Episode 164	Season 8 Number 11	The Twisted World of Marge	Marge needs help promoting her pretzel franchise, so Homer turns to the mob.
ORIG	2-Feb-1997	Episode 165	Season 8 Number 12	Mountain of Madness	Avalanches trap Homer and Mr. Burns in a cabin at a teamwork retreat.
ORIG	7-Feb-1997	Episode 166	Season 8 Number 13	Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious	Stressed out Marge hires a nanny in an episode spoofing ``Mary Poppins.''
ORIG	9-Feb-1997	Episode 167	Season 8 Number 14	The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show	Low ratings force Itchy and Scratchy to take on a new character voiced by Homer.
RERUN	16-Feb-1997	Episode 168	Season 8 Number 15	Homer's Phobia	An antique dealer (John Waters) befriends the Simpsons.
ORIG	23-Feb-1997	Episode 169	Season 8 Number 16	Brother from Another Series	Newly free Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) reunites with his brother (David Hyde Pierce).
ORIG	2-Mar-1997	Episode 170	Season 8 Number 17	My Sister, My Sitter	Bart tests Lisa when she is left in charge as his baby sitter.
SYND	16-Mar-1997	Episode 171	Season 8 Number 18	Homer vs. the 18th Amendment	A prohibition law puts Moe back in business with a speakeasy.
SYND	6-Apr-1997	Episode 172	Season 8 Number 19	Grade-School Confidential	Bart witnesses a tender moment between Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel.
ORIG	13-Apr-1997	Episode 173	Season 8 Number 20	The Canine Mutiny	Bart obtains a credit card and purchases an expensive dog.
CLEAN	20-Apr-1997	Episode 174	Season 8 Number 21	The Old Man and the Lisa	Lisa helps Mr. Burns rebuild his finances; guest Bret "Hit Man" Hart.
CLEAN	27-Apr-1997	Episode 175	Season 8 Number 22	In Marge We Trust	Lovejoy has trouble when Marge volunteers at church.
ORIG	4-May-1997	Episode 176	Season 8 Number 23	Homer's Enemy	Homer clashes with an industrious new co-worker; Bart buys an empty factory.
ORIG	11-May-1997	Episode 177	Season 8 Number 24	The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase	Troy McClure (Phil Hartman) reviews three possible Simpson spin-offs.
ORIG	18-May-1997	Episode 178	Season 8 Number 25	The Secret War of Lisa Simpson	Lisa enrolls in an all-boys military academy; guest Willem Dafoe.
ORIG	21-Sep-1997	Episode 179	Season 9 Number 1	The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson	The family visits New York City after Barney disappears with the family car.
ORIG	28-Sep-1997	Episode 180	Season 9 Number 2	The Principal and the Pauper	When the principal celebrates 20 years, a stranger claims to be the real Seymour Skinner.
CLEAN	19-Oct-1997	Episode 181	Season 9 Number 3	Lisa's Sax	The destruction of Lisa's saxophone prompts the family to reminisce.
ORIG	26-Oct-1997	Episode 182	Season 9 Number 4	Treehouse of Horror VIII	Homer battles mutants; Bart morphs with a fly; history of Halloween.
CLEAN	2-Nov-1997	Episode 183	Season 9 Number 5	The Cartridge Family	Homer buys a gun to protect the family.
CLEAN	9-Nov-1997	Episode 184	Season 9 Number 6	Bart Star	Homer coaches pee-wee football, making Bart quarterback; Joe Namath helps.
CLEAN	16-Nov-1997	Episode 185	Season 9 Number 7	The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons	Marge and the kids pose as Apu's family to appease his matchmaking mother.
CLEAN	23-Nov-1997	Episode 186	Season 9 Number 8	Lisa the Skeptic	People think the bones Lisa finds at a construction site belong to an angel.
CLEAN	7-Dec-1997	Episode 187	Season 9 Number 9	Realty Bites	Bored Marge takes up selling real estate and makes her first sale to the Flanders.
CLEAN	21-Dec-1997	Episode 188	Season 9 Number 10	Miracle on Evergreen Terrace	Springfield has Christmas spirit until Bart ruins everything.
CLEAN	4-Jan-1998	Episode 189	Season 9 Number 11	All Singing, All Dancing	Marge and Lisa chase away Homer's video blues when he learns the movie he rented is a musical.
CLEAN	11-Jan-1998	Episode 190	Season 9 Number 12	Bart Carny	Homer invites some carnival barkers to be house guests while the show is in town.
CLEAN	8-Feb-1998	Episode 191	Season 9 Number 13	The Joy of Sect	Homer joins a cult led by a man who promises to take members to another planet.
CLEAN	15-Feb-1998	Episode 192	Season 9 Number 14	Das Bus	Homer's Internet company is targeted by Bill Gates; Springfield youths are stranded on an island.
CLEAN	22-Feb-1998	Episode 193	Season 9 Number 15	The Last Temptation of Krust	Krusty the Clown is banned from the Springfield Comedy Festival.
CLEAN	1-Mar-1998	Episode 194	Season 9 Number 16	Dumbbell Indemnity	Homer lands in jail after stealing a car to impress Moe's girlfriend.
CLEAN	8-Mar-1998	Episode 195	Season 9 Number 17	Lisa the Simpson	Lisa fears she has a genetic predisposition to stupidity.
CLEAN	22-Mar-1998	Episode 196	Season 9 Number 18	This Little Wiggy	Marge makes Bart befriend Ralph, which leads the boys on an electrifying adventure through Springfield.
CLEAN	29-Mar-1998	Episode 197	Season 9 Number 19	Simpson Tide	Homer, fired for trying to enlarge a doughnut in the reactor core, joins the naval reserve.
ORIG	5-Apr-1998	Episode 198	Season 9 Number 20	The Trouble with Trillions	When the IRS audits Homer, he agrees to help them recover a trillion dollars from Mr. Burns.
SYND	19-Apr-1998	Episode 199	Season 9 Number 21	Girly Edition	Bart and Lisa anchor a children's news program.
CLEAN	26-Apr-1998	Episode 200	Season 9 Number 22	Trash of the Titans	Homer runs for sanitation commissioner and disrupts a U2 concert.
CLEAN	3-May-1998	Episode 201	Season 9 Number 23	King of the Hill	Homer accepts a mountain-climbing challenge.
CLEAN	10-May-1998	Episode 202	Season 9 Number 24	Lost Our Lisa	Lisa gets lost on a bus trip to the museum.
CLEAN	17-May-1998	Episode 203	Season 9 Number 25	Margie, May I Sleep with Danger?	Homer and Marge add spice to their love life. (Episode aka "Natural Born Kisser")
CLEAN	23-Aug-1998	Episode 204	Season 9 Number 26	Lard of the Dance	Homer involves Bart in a new get-rich-quick scheme; Lisa plans a school dance.
CLEAN	20-Sep-1998	Episode 205	Season 10 Number 1	The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace	Homer tries to invent a gadget to rival those of Thomas Edison.
CLEAN	27-Sep-1998	Episode 206	Season 10 Number 2	Bart the Mother	Bart takes care of a species that could endanger life in Springfield.
CLEAN	25-Oct-1998	Episode 207	Season 10 Number 3	Treehouse of Horror IX	A dead convict controls Homer; Homer and Marge are on "Jerry Springer"; the kids meet Itchy and Scratchy.
CLEAN	8-Nov-1998	Episode 208	Season 10 Number 4	When You Dish upon a Star	Homer bumbles into a celebrity couple's life and becomes their personal assistant.
ORIG	15-Nov-1998	Episode 209	Season 10 Number 5	D'oh-in' in the Wind	Homer digs up his mother's past, discovers his true middle name and meets her old friends.
CLEAN	22-Nov-1998	Episode 210	Season 10 Number 6	Lisa Gets an A	Lisa cheats on a test, gets an A and is celebrated for her achievement.
CLEAN	6-Dec-1998	Episode 211	Season 10 Number 7	Homer Simpson in "Kidney Trouble"	Grampa busts a kidney when Homer refuses to make a rest stop on a road trip.
CLEAN	20-Dec-1998	Episode 212	Season 10 Number 8	Mayored to the Mob	Homer saves Mayor Quimby's life, and mobster Fat Tony targets him.
ORIG	10-Jan-1999	Episode 213	Season 10 Number 9	Viva Ned Flanders	Disspirited Ned Flanders takes Homer's advice and goes to Las Vegas.
CLEAN	17-Jan-1999	Episode 214	Season 10 Number 10	Wild Barts Can't Be Broken	Chief Wiggum imposes a curfew on kids after a vandalism spree.
ORIG	31-Jan-1999	Episode 215	Season 10 Number 11	Sunday, Cruddy Sunday	When Homer buys bogus Super Bowl tickets, he must find a way to get a busload of angry fans into the game. Guest voices include Rupert Murdoch, Dolly Parton, Fred Willard, John Madden, Pat Summerall, Rosey Grier, Dan Marino and Troy Aikman.
ORIG	7-Feb-1999	Episode 216	Season 10 Number 12	Homer to the Max	A TV character's moniker prompts Homer to change his name.
CLEAN	14-Feb-1999	Episode 217	Season 10 Number 13	I'm with Cupid	Apu gives his wife, Manjula, an extravagant St. Valentine's Day gift.
RERUN	21-Feb-1999	Episode 218	Season 10 Number 14	Marge Simpson in "Screaming Yellow Honkers"	Marge develops road rage driving her new sport utility vehicle.
CLEAN	28-Feb-1999	Episode 219	Season 10 Number 15	Make Room for Lisa	Sharing a room with Bart stresses Lisa; Marge eavesdrops on cellular phone conversations.
CLEAN	28-Mar-1999	Episode 220	Season 10 Number 16	Maximum Homerdrive	Homer challenges a truck driver to a beef-eating contest.
ORIG	4-Apr-1999	Episode 221	Season 10 Number 17	Simpsons Bible Stories	The Rev. Lovejoy's sermon puts the Simpsons to sleep, and they dream of being Bible characters.
CLEAN	11-Apr-1999	Episode 222	Season 10 Number 18	Mom and Pop Art	Homer sublimates his anger into art and wins praise from an art dealer.
CLEAN	25-Apr-1999	Episode 223	Season 10 Number 19	The Old Man and the C Student	A forced volunteer at a retirement center, Bart finds the elderly young at heart.
CLEAN	2-May-1999	Episode 224	Season 10 Number 20	Monty Can't Buy Me Love	Mr. Burns goes to extremes to win popularity in Springfield.
CLEAN	9-May-1999	Episode 225	Season 10 Number 21	They Saved Lisa's Brain	Lisa becomes the youngest member of Springfield's MENSA chapter.
ORIG	16-May-1999	Episode 226	Season 10 Number 22	Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo	The Simpsons visit Tokyo, where they become contestants on a game show.
RERUN	26-Sep-1999	Episode 227	Season 11 Number 1	Beyond Blunderdome	Homer advises Mel Gibson about his new film, "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.'"
ORIG	3-Oct-1999	Episode 228	Season 11 Number 2	Brother's Little Helper	Bart's personality changes when he's given drugs to fight attention deficit disorder.
ORIG	24-Oct-1999	Episode 229	Season 11 Number 3	Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner	Homer becomes food critic for The Springfield Shopper, and all the restaurants get good reviews.
CLEAN	31-Oct-1999	Episode 230	Season 11 Number 4	Treehouse of Horror X	Homer causes catastrophe at the nuclear plant; Bart and Lisa X-ray the Halloween candy; the family murders Ned Flanders.
CLEAN	7-Nov-1999	Episode 231	Season 11 Number 5	E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)	Homer and Bart cross tomato plants with tobacco plants and get a new addictive substance.
CLEAN	14-Nov-1999	Episode 232	Season 11 Number 6	Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder	Homer's perfect bowling game makes him a celebrity.
CLEAN	21-Nov-1999	Episode 233	Season 11 Number 7	Eight Misbehavin'	Apu's wife has octuplets.
CLEAN	28-Nov-1999	Episode 234	Season 11 Number 8	Take My Wife, Sleaze	Homer wins a motorcycle; Marge is kidnapped by bikers.
CLEAN	19-Dec-1999	Episode 235	Season 11 Number 9	Grift of the Magi	A huge company takes over Springfield Elementary to use the children to develop the ultimate toy.
ORIG	9-Jan-2000	Episode 236	Season 11 Number 10	Little Big Mom	Lisa takes over the household after Marge is injured in a ski accident.
ORIG	16-Jan-2000	Episode 237	Season 11 Number 11	Faith Off	Bart teams with Brother Faith to help Homer when he gets his head stuck in a bucket of glue.
ORIG	23-Jan-2000	Episode 238	Season 11 Number 12	The Mansion Family	Homer throws a huge party aboard Mr. Burns' yacht.
ORIG	6-Feb-2000	Episode 239	Season 11 Number 13	Saddlesore Galactica	Bart and Homer discover that horse racing is a treacherous business after they rescue a horse from the state fair.
ORIG	13-Feb-2000	Episode 240	Season 11 Number 14	Alone Again, Natura-Diddly	The Simpsons console a grieving friend when he loses a loved one to an untimely death.
ORIG	20-Feb-2000	Episode 241	Season 11 Number 15	Missionary: Impossible	Homer is forced to join the Peace Corps after he reneges on an anonymous $10,000 pledge to PBS. Guest voice: Betty White.
CLEAN	27-Feb-2000	Episode 242	Season 11 Number 16	Pygmoelian	Plastic surgery turns Moe into a big-time lady-killer.
ORIG	19-Mar-2000	Episode 243	Season 11 Number 17	Bart to the Future	A glimpse into the future shows that Lisa is president of the United States, and Bart's a White House freeloader.
ORIG	9-Apr-2000	Episode 244	Season 11 Number 18	Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses	Forswearing alcohol, a newly sober Barney spearheads a rescue mission to save Bart and Lisa.
CLEAN	30-Apr-2000	Episode 245	Season 11 Number 19	Kill the Alligator and Run	In Florida, Homer gets swept up in spring break revelry and accidentally runs over a legendary swamp alligator. Guest voices: Kid Rock, Joe C., Robert Evans and Charlie Rose.
CLEAN	7-May-2000	Episode 246	Season 11 Number 20	The Last Tap Dance in Springfield	Lisa enrolls in a dance school run by a former child star; Bart and Milhouse camp out at a shopping mall for a week.
CLEAN	14-May-2000	Episode 247	Season 11 Number 21	It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge	A jilted bride moves in with the Simpsons and smothers Homer and the children with motherly love, driving Marge mad. Guest voice: Parker Posey.
CLEAN	21-May-2000	Episode 248	Season 11 Number 22	Behind the Laughter	A profile of the Simpsons a la "Behind the Music," including how Quincy Jones reunited them after their breakup. Guest voices: Willie Nelson and Jim Forbes.
RERUN	1-Nov-2000	Episode 249	Season 12 Number 1	Treehouse of Horror XI	Satan kicks Homer out of hell; dolphins take over Springfield; the Simpsons discover the dark side of fairy tales.
ORIG	5-Nov-2000	Episode 250	Season 12 Number 2	A Tale of Two Springfields	After Homer divides the town, waging war against East Springfield, it is up to the Who to reunite Springfield. The Who guest stars.
ORIG	12-Nov-2000	Episode 251	Season 12 Number 3	Insane Clown Poppy	Bart meets a girl named Sophie who claims to be Krusty's illegitimate daughter. Guest voices: Drew Barrymore, Stephen King, Joe Mantegna, Amy Tan and John Updike.
ORIG	19-Nov-2000	Episode 252	Season 12 Number 4	Lisa the Tree Hugger	Lisa is smitten with an eco-terrorist and spends four days in a tree to prevent it from being cut down. Guest voice: Joshua Jackson.
ORIG	26-Nov-2000	Episode 253	Season 12 Number 5	Homer vs. Dignity	When Homer asks for a raise, Mr. Burns pays him to play unpleasant jokes on others. Guest voice: Leeza Gibbons.
CLEAN	3-Dec-2000	Episode 254	Season 12 Number 6	The Computer Wore Menace Shoes	After Homer creates a tell-all Web page, he is awarded the Pulitzer Prize for his truthful revelations.
ORIG	10-Dec-2000	Episode 255	Season 12 Number 7	The Great Money Caper	Homer and Bart turn into a couple of con artists to pay for a car repair bill. Guest voices: Edward Norton and Robby Krieger.
CLEAN	17-Dec-2000	Episode 256	Season 12 Number 8	Skinner's Sense of Snow	Bart and the others lay siege to their elementary school when it doesn't shut down during a snow storm.
ORIG	7-Jan-2001	Episode 257	Season 12 Number 9	HOMR	Homer's intellectual curiosity blossoms after doctors remove a crayon wedged in his brain.
ORIG	14-Jan-2001	Episode 258	Season 12 Number 10	Pokey Mom	A softhearted Marge invites a recent parolee to move into the Simpson household. Guest voices: Michael Keaton, Robert Schimmel, Charles Napier and Bruce Vilanch.
ORIG	4-Feb-2001	Episode 259	Season 12 Number 11	The Worst Episode Ever	Bart and Milhouse screen Comic Book Guy's illegal video stash while filling in at his store.
ORIG	11-Feb-2001	Episode 260	Season 12 Number 12	Tennis the Menace	When Homer builds a backyard tennis court, Andre Agassi, Pete Sampras and the Williams sisters come to play. Guest voices: Andre Agassi, Pete Sampras, and Serena and Venus Williams.
RERUN	18-Feb-2001	Episode 261	Season 12 Number 13	Day of the Jackanapes	Sideshow Bob programs Bart to kill Krusty the Clown. Guest voice: Kelsey Grammer.
ORIG	25-Feb-2001	Episode 262	Season 12 Number 14	New Kids on the Bleech	Bart, Milhouse, Ralph and Nelson are recruited by boy-band creator L.T. Smash; NSYNC pays a visit to Springfield. Guest voices: NSYNC.
CLEAN	4-Mar-2001	Episode 263	Season 12 Number 15	Hungry Hungry Homer	Homer goes on a hunger strike to protest the relocation of Springfield's baseball team.
CLEAN	11-Mar-2001	Episode 264	Season 12 Number 16	Bye Bye Nerdy	Lisa tries to figure out why the new girl picks on smart children; Homer baby-proofs the house for Maggie. Guest voices: Tress MacNeille and Rosie O'Donnell.
ORIG	1-Apr-2001	Episode 265	Season 12 Number 17	Simpson Safari	Homer's quest for food leads him to a box of 30-year-old animal crackers that contain a winning ticket to Africa.
ORIG	29-Apr-2001	Episode 266	Season 12 Number 18	Trilogy of Error	Marge severs Homer's thumb, Lisa creates a grammar robot, and Bart and Milhouse try to bust fireworks smugglers. Guest voices: Frankie Muniz and Joe Mantegna.
CLEAN	6-May-2001	Episode 267	Season 12 Number 19	I'm Goin' to Praiseland	Homer and Flanders build a Bible theme park as a tribute to Ned's wife, Maude. Guest voice: Shawn Colvin.
CLEAN	13-May-2001	Episode 268	Season 12 Number 20	Children of a Lesser Clod	Homer starts a daycare center in his home while recuperating from a knee injury.
ORIG	20-May-2001	Episode 269	Season 12 Number 21	Tall Tales	The Simpsons inhabit the roles of folk heroes in tall tales told by a hobo on a train.
	6-Nov-2001	Episode 270	Season 13 Number 1	Treehouse of Horror XII	The computer in Marge's futuristic house executes a plan to kill Homer; a gypsy puts a hex on Homer; Bart and Lisa attend Springwarts School of Magicry, where Bart conspires with Lord Montymort and his sidekick Slithers to sabotage Lisa's magic.
	11-Nov-2001	Episode 271	Season 13 Number 2	The Parent Rap	A judge sentences Bart to be tethered to Homer as punishment for stealing a police cruiser.Guest voice: Jane Kaczmarek.
	18-Nov-2001	Episode 272	Season 13 Number 3	Homer the Moe	Feeling alienated at Moe's hip new club, Homer opens a makeshift bar in his garage and invites the rock group R.E.M. to play there.
	2-Dec-2001	Episode 273	Season 13 Number 4	Hunka Hunka Burns in Love	Homer is hired to write the blurbs found inside Chinese fortune cookies, and one of his cookies leads to love for Mr. Burns.
	9-Dec-2001	Episode 274	Season 13 Number 5	The Blunder Years	Homer regresses to his childhood and relives long-buried memories.
	16-Dec-2001	Episode 275	Season 13 Number 6	She of Little Faith	After Homer accidentally demolishes the church, Mr. Burns raises money to repair it through corporate sponsorships; a disenchanted Lisa becomes a Buddhist and meditates with actor Richard Gere, but she can't resist celebrating Christmas.
	6-Jan-2002	Episode 276	Season 13 Number 7	Brawl in the Family	A feud ignites in the family following a sour board-game.
	20-Jan-2002	Episode 277	Season 13 Number 8	Sweets and Sour Marge	Ben Stiller plays a sugar company's CEO who draws Marge's ire after Springfield is declared the "World's Fattest Town."
	27-Jan-2002	Episode 278	Season 13 Number 9	Jaws Wired Shut	An(other) accident forces Homer's jaws to be wired shut, and improved listening skills result in a kinder, gentler — and more boring — Homer.
	10-Feb-2002	Episode 279	Season 13 Number 10	Half Decent Proposal	Jon Lovitz plays Marge's one-time prom date Artie Ziff, a nerd who turned Marge off when he turned all-hands that night. Now, a techno-invention has made him rich. Encouraged by her sisters, and some girls-night imbibing, Marge e-mails Artie, who responds by helicoptering onto the Simpsons' lawn and inviting the family to his yacht. There, he makes his proposition: one million bucks to spend a weekend alone with Marge. And Artie promises "no funny stuff." The Simpsons agree when they realize the money will help their marriage — by paying for an operation to cure Homer's snoring.
	17-Feb-2002	Episode 280	Season 13 Number 11	The Bart Wants What It Wants	Reese Witherspoon and Wolfgang Puck are guest voices as Bart and Milhouse fight over a girl. The object of their affection — and altercation — is Greta Wolfcastle (Witherspoon), the daughter of action-film star Rainier Wolfcastle (Puck). After Bart and his slingshot rescue her backpack from bullies, Greta is immediately smitten. But her crush is unrequited, and the oblivious Bart blows off a date with her in order to harass Principal Skinner at his stand-up comedy debut. Clued to Greta's feelings, Bart breaks off the relationship — until Milhouse steps in. It's only then, in the name of love, that Bart asks his parents' help to win Greta back by following her to her dad's film set...in Toronto.
	24-Feb-2002	Episode 281	Season 13 Number 12	The Lastest Gun in the West	Dennis Weaver provides the voice of Buck McCoy, an old cowboy star who becomes Bart's new hero. They first meet after a stray dog chases Bart onto the grounds of Buck's mansion. Bart becomes pals with the horse-opera great, who later visits the Simpsons and brings along video highlights of his career. With Bart's help, it's not long before a Western craze sweeps Springfield Elementary, and he and Lisa land Buck a guest spot on Krusty the Clown's TV show. This could be Buck's big shot at a comeback, but there's a problem: His film career isn't the only thing that could use rehab.
	10-Mar-2002	Episode 282	Season 13 Number 13	The Old Man and the Key	Grampa Simpson regains his driver's license to woo a new woman (Olympia Dukakis), but is goaded into a race by senior punks.
	17-Mar-2002	Episode 283	Season 13 Number 14	Tales from the Public Domain	In a trilogy of classics parodies, Homer seeks to destroy Troy as Odysseus; Lisa's Joan of Arc leads the French; and Bart plays Hamlet, with Moe as Claudius.
	31-Mar-2002	Episode 284	Season 13 Number 15	Blame It on Lisa	The Simpsons go to Brazil when the orphan whom Lisa's been sponsoring there is reported missing.
	7-Apr-2002	Episode 285	Season 13 Number 16	Weekend at Burnsie's	The band Phish has a cameo in an episode in which Dr. Hibbert prescribes medicinal marijuana for Homer's eye injury, and the resulting joviality nets Homer a promotion from Mr. Burns.
	21-Apr-2002	Episode 286	Season 13 Number 17	Gump Roast	The Springfield Friars Club roasts Homer, with emcee Krusty the Clown introducing friends, family and their memories from past episodes.
	28-Apr-2002	Episode 287	Season 13 Number 18	I Am Furious Yellow	Encouraged by comic-book guru Stan Lee (in a cameo), Bart creates a strip about Homer that gets onto the Internet.
	5-May-2002	Episode 288	Season 13 Number 19	The Sweetest Apu	Apu's fling with the Squishee Lady is caught live by Homer, but on tape by his wife Manjula (Jan Hooks). James Lipton has a cameo.
	12-May-2002	Episode 289	Season 13 Number 20	Little Girl in the Big Ten	Two college girls mistake Lisa for a peer; Bart lives inside a bubble to contain the infection he got from a Chinese mosquito. Former U.S. Poet Laureate Robert Pinsky has a cameo.
	19-May-2002	Episode 290	Season 13 Number 21	The Frying Game	Homer's community service for threatening an endangered species involves helping a kindly senior, who meets an untimely death. Carmen Electra and Frances Sternhagen are guest voices.
	22-May-2002	Episode 291	Season 13 Number 22	Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge	Homer becomes Springfield's top cop in an episode that draws inspiration from both The Sopranos and High Noon. The latest addition to Homer's résumé (recited by Mr. Simpson in a litany of past labors) comes on the heels of a heat wave that sparked a riot. The incident (in which Homer played an inadvertent role) exposes the inadequacies of Chief Wiggum and his men. Losing all confidence in the local constabulary, Homer forms his own security company — SpringShield — which subsequently replaces the police when the mayor catches Wiggum in yet another embarrassing situation. But the new chief is quickly tested when he runs afoul of mobster Fat Tony (Joe Mantegna).
	3-Nov-2002	Episode 292	Season 14 Number 1	Treehouse of Horror XIII	In the first story, a magical new hammock enables Homer to "Send In the Clones," a small army of duplicates that he happily dispatches to do chores — until one kills Flanders. Next is "The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms," in which Springfield is invaded by a posse of cowboy zombies led by Billy the Kid, prompting Homer to go back in time to save the day. In the finale, the family ships out for "The Island of Dr. Hibbert," where they become guinea pigs in experiments to cross humans with animals.
	10-Nov-2002	Episode 293	Season 14 Number 2	How I Spent My Strummer Vacation	Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Tom Petty, Elvis Costello, Lenny Kravitz and Brian Setzer teach Homer a thing or two about music when he attends a rock-and-roll fantasy camp. As a gift from his family, Homer joins Apu, Barney, Otto and Chief Wiggum for a week of training in the complete rock-star lifestyle, "without the lawsuits and the STDs," says Mr. Jagger, who leads a session on "Inducing Crowd Frenzy." There are also workshops on slinging guitars; plowing through groupies and paparazzi; and songwriting, where Homer gets on Tom Petty's nerves. But one rockin' week is not enough for Homer, who wangles an invitation to join his instructors for a benefit concert.
	17-Nov-2002	Episode 294	Season 14 Number 3	Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade	Lisa's high score on an achievement test gets her promoted to the third grade, the same class as Bart when he's demoted for his low score.
	24-Nov-2002	Episode 295	Season 14 Number 4	Large Marge	Marge goes to a clinic for liposuction and comes out with breast implants.
	1-Dec-2002	Episode 296	Season 14 Number 5	Helter Shelter	The Simpsons participate in a reality show called "1895 Challenge," in which they live without modern conveniences. When ratings start to sink, the producers add a celebrity — David L. Lander from Laverne & Shirley.
	15-Dec-2002	Episode 297	Season 14 Number 6	The Great Louse Detective	Kelsey Grammer returns as venerable criminal Sideshow Bob, whose deep-rooted hatred for Bart is set aside as he tries to find out who's trying to kill...Homer? Apparently someone is out to get Homer J., who barely escapes after a shadowy figure locks him in a spa steam room. Seeing the need for someone who understands a murderous mind, Chief Wiggum calls on the incarcerated Bob, who moves in with the Simpsons to keep close tabs on the intended target. When Bob asks why someone might want to do Homer harm, he's taken aback by Homer's response: "I'm a people person...who drinks."
	5-Jan-2003	Episode 298	Season 14 Number 7	Special Edna	Bart nominates Mrs. Krabappel for Teacher of the Year, netting the family a trip to the awards show in Orlando, where Little Richard is to present the prize. (Episode aka "Love and Marking")
	12-Jan-2003	Episode 299	Season 14 Number 8	The Dad Who Knew Too Little	After his insensitive birthday gift to Lisa, Homer hires a PI to dig up information on her so he can know her better. But there's a problem with the bill.
	2-Feb-2003	Episode 300	Season 14 Number 9	Strong Arms of the Ma	After a mugging, Marge becomes agoraphobic, until she starts weight training, which turns her into a buff bully who enters a bodybuilding contest.
	9-Feb-2003	Episode 301	Season 14 Number 10	Pray Anything	Coincidences lead Homer to believe he's got a direct prayer line to God, which doesn't stop him from suing when he falls at church.
	16-Feb-2003	Episode 302	Season 14 Number 11	Barting Over	Bart sues for divorce from his parents.
	16-Feb-2003	Episode 303	Season 14 Number 12	I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can	Spelling champ Lisa makes the Spellympics, where host George Plimpton proposes a deal; Homer joins a traveling fan club for a new Krusty food product.
	2-Mar-2003	Episode 304	Season 14 Number 13	A Star is Born-Again	Tomei plays a movie star who falls for Flanders enough to move to Springfield when he disdains going Hollywood.
	9-Mar-2003	Episode 305	Season 14 Number 14	Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington	Hoping to reroute air traffic over their house, the Simpsons ask Krusty to run for Congress, where the successful clown finds more of his kind.
	16-Mar-2003	Episode 306	Season 14 Number 15	C.E. D'oh!	Homer's stint in a success workshop gives him new initiative, but Mr. Burns' lack of appreciation prompts Homer to plot revenge, which results in a takeover of the power plant.
	30-Mar-2003	Episode 307	Season 14 Number 16	Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky	Lisa embraces astronomy as a career path, but when Springfield's night lights prevent her from gazing at the sky, she lobbies to have them dimmed.
	13-Apr-2003	Episode 308	Season 14 Number 17	Three Gays of the Condo	A rift with Marge over his drinking sends Homer packing and into a condo which he shares with two gay men.
	27-Apr-2003	Episode 309	Season 14 Number 18	Dude, Where's My Ranch?	After David Byrne turns Homer's anti-Flanders song into a monster hit, the family vacations at a dude ranch, where Lisa falls in love with a wrangler (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), and Homer and Bart rescue Native Americans from beavers.
	4-May-2003	Episode 310	Season 14 Number 19	Old Yeller Belly	After the family cat saves his life, Homer disdains the dog, until the canine is picked to be the mascot for Duff beer.
	11-May-2003	Episode 311	Season 14 Number 20	Brake My Wife, Please	Marge is the family chauffeur after Homer's latest driving mishap costs him his license.
	18-May-2003	Episode 312	Season 14 Number 21	The Bart of War	Bart joins the "Pre-Teen Braves" and battles with Milhouse and the "Calvary Kids".
	18-May-2003	Episode 313	Season 14 Number 22	Moe Baby Blues	Moe becomes Maggie's fulltime babysitter.
	2-Nov-2003	Episode 314	Season 15 Number 1	Treehouse of Horror XIV	Homer assumes the duties of the Grim Reaper after knocking off Death with a bowling ball. Professor Frink's father goes on a rampage. Bart and Milhouse stop time with a 49-cent "miracle watch."
	9-Nov-2003	Episode 315	Season 15 Number 2	My Mother the Carjacker	Surfacing to see her son, Homer's fugitive mom (Glenn Close) is caught and tried for sabotaging a lab owned by Mr. Burns, who's loath to let a grudge die.
	16-Nov-2003	Episode 316	Season 15 Number 3	The President Wore Pearls	Lisa is made to look like Eva Peron in this loose parody as faculty members undermine her student-body presidency. Michael Moore has a cameo, addressing striking students at Springfield Elementary.
	23-Nov-2003	Episode 317	Season 15 Number 4	The Regina Monologues	Prime Minister Tony Blair, Sir Ian McKellen and J.K. Rowling have cameos as the Simpsons visit London and Homer collides with the queen. Jane Leeves plays Grandpa's wartime romance.
	30-Nov-2003	Episode 318	Season 15 Number 5	The Fat And The Furriest	Homer's videotaped encounter with a grizzly bear earns him a reputation for cowardice, so he decides to have a rematch.
	7-Dec-2003	Episode 319	Season 15 Number 6	Today, I Am A Klown	Krusty's rabbi father (Jackie Mason) helps him prepare for his bar mitzvah, which includes Mr. T; Homer guest hosts for Krusty and is a hit.
	14-Dec-2003	Episode 320	Season 15 Number 7	'Tis The Fifteenth Season	A version of “A Christmas Carol” causes Homer to go from greedy to giving, prompting jealousy in Flanders, who gives gifts to everyone in town.
	4-Jan-2004	Episode 321	Season 15 Number 8	Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays	Maggie is among the babies who riot at a kiddie concert, prompting a backlash by single childless citizens, who organize against kids and famililes.
	11-Jan-2004	Episode 322	Season 15 Number 9	I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot	Unable to build Bart a working robot for TV's “Robot Rumble,” Homer becomes the robot by hiding inside, taking beatings, but giving better.
	25-Jan-2004	Episode 323	Season 15 Number 10	Diatribe Of A Mad Housewife	Tom Clancy, Thomas Pynchon and the Olsen twins have cameos as Marge writes a novel that casts Homer in a bad light, and Flanders in a good one.
	8-Feb-2004	Episode 324	Season 15 Number 11	Margical History Tour	Marge talks history, with Homer as Henry VIII, Lenny and Carl as Lewis and Clark, Lisa as an opinionated Sacagawea and Bart as Mozart.
	15-Feb-2004	Episode 325	Season 15 Number 12	Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore	Bart bonds with Lisa after Milhouse and his mom move to Capital City; Homer panhandles to buy Marge's anniversary gift.
	22-Feb-2004	Episode 326	Season 15 Number 13	Smart And Smarter	Jon Lovitz returns as Marge's one-time date Artie Ziff, a former tycoon on the lam for a financial scam who's hiding in the Simpsons' attic.
	14-Mar-2004	Episode 327	Season 15 Number 14	The Ziff Who Came To Dinner	Jon Lovitz returns as Marge's one-time date Artie Ziff, a former tycoon on the lam for a financial scam who's hiding in the Simpsons' attic.
	21-Mar-2004	Episode 328	Season 15 Number 15	Co-Dependent's Day	After a winery tour, Marge and Homer become drinking pals, until a driving mishap prompts one to pull a fast one on the other. Music group Brave Combo has a cameo.
	28-Mar-2004	Episode 329	Season 15 Number 16	The Wandering Juvie	Sarah Michelle Gellar plays a delinquent whom Bart meets in a juvenile-correction facility that's not strong enough to hold them.
	18-Apr-2004	Episode 330	Season 15 Number 17	My Big Fat Geek Wedding	Skinner's cold feet near the altar also give Edna second thoughts, leading her into a rebound romance. Matt Groening has a cameo.
	25-Apr-2004	Episode 331	Season 15 Number 18	Catch 'Em If You Can	Marge and Homer blow off a family gathering in Dayton for some alone time in Miami Beach, but the kids are determined to follow.
	2-May-2004	Episode 332	Season 15 Number 19	Simple Simpson	Avenging a slight to Lisa turns Homer into the city's new crusader for justice, a masked man whose weapon of choice is a pie in the face. Nichelle Nichols has a cameo.
	9-May-2004	Episode 333	Season 15 Number 20	The Way We Weren't	Homer's confession that his first kiss wasn't with Marge prompts his story of a summer-camp romance that further offends her.
	16-May-2004	Episode 334	Season 15 Number 21	Bart-Mangled Banner	Bart really is a victim of circumstance when he appears to moon the flag, but Marge's defense of him paints the whole family as un-American.
	23-May-2004	Episode 335	Season 15 Number 22	Fraudcast News	Burns buys every media outlet in Springfield, leaving Lisa to battle him with her self-published newspaper.
	7-Nov-2004	Episode 336	Season 16 Number 1	Treehouse Of Horror XV	Flanders has premonitions; Eliza Simpson and Dr. Bartley try to find the "Mutton Chop Murderer"; The Simpsons are shrunk down and injected into the body of Mr. Burns.
	14-Nov-2004	Episode 337	Season 16 Number 2	All's Fair In Oven War	James Caan comes to party after Bart turns his tree house into a bachelor pad; Marge counters cheaters when she enters a bake-off. Writer Thomas Pynchon also has a cameo.
	21-Nov-2004	Episode 338	Season 16 Number 3	Sleeping With The Enemy	Bully Nelson Muntz is the lucky beneficiary when Marge feels her mothering skills are lost on her own kids; teasing puts Lisa on a diet.
	5-Dec-2004	Episode 339	Season 16 Number 4	She Used To Be My Girl	Kim Cattrall plays Marge's former classmate, a famous TV newswoman who sparks inspiration in Lisa, and jealousy in Marge.
	12-Dec-2004	Episode 340	Season 16 Number 5	Fat Man And Little Boy	Bart's success at selling novelty T-shirts enables Homer to quit his job and help Lisa with her science project---by supplying some plutonium.
	16-Jan-2005	Episode 341	Season 16 Number 6	Midnight Rx	Cutbacks in prescription-drug benefits send Homer and Grandpa to Canada, and make them heroes upon their return.
	30-Jan-2005	Episode 342	Season 16 Number 7	Mommie Beerest	Marge insists on becoming an active partner in Moe's after Homer takes out another mortgage to finance the tavern's required repairs.
	6-Feb-2005	Episode 343	Season 16 Number 8	Homer And Ned's Hail Mary Pass	Homer's victory dance at a carnival game leads to fame as a personal choreographer, and a gig producing the Super Bowl halftime show, with help from Flanders. Athlete cameos include Tom Brady, Michelle Kwan, Warren Sapp, LeBron James and Yao Ming.
	13-Feb-2005	Episode 344	Season 16 Number 9	Pranksta Rap	50 Cent has a cameo as Bart fakes his own kidnapping after defying his parents to attend a rap concert.
	20-Feb-2005	Episode 345	Season 16 Number 10	There's Something About Marrying	Springfield legalizes gay marriage to attract tourists, and Homer becomes an ordained minister (via the Internet) to cash in.
	6-Mar-2005	Episode 346	Season 16 Number 11	On A Clear Day I Can't See My Sister	Tired of his teasing, Lisa gets a restraining order against Bart, with Gary Busey explaining how it works in an accompanying video.
	13-Mar-2005	Episode 347	Season 16 Number 12	Goo Goo Gai Pan	Homer poses as Selma's husband in China so she can adopt a baby, but a bureaucrat (Lucy Liu) checks up. Robert Wagner has a cameo.
	20-Mar-2005	Episode 348	Season 16 Number 13	Mobile Homer	Financial concerns split Marge and Homer, who responds to her penny pinching by buying an RV.
	3-Apr-2005	Episode 349	Season 16 Number 14	The Seven-Beer Snitch	When Springfield's new Frank Gehry-designed concert hall fails to draw, Mr. Burns takes it over and gives a special job to Homer.
	17-Apr-2005	Episode 350	Season 16 Number 15	Future-Drama	Amy Poehler plays Bart's girlfriend during his teenage years as Prof. Frink reveals the future to Bart and a Yale-bound Lisa.
	1-May-2005	Episode 351	Season 16 Number 16	Don't Fear The Roofer	Ray Romano plays a roofer who becomes Homer's new best pal, but his failure to show up for work leads Marge to suspect that he's imaginary---so she has Homer committed. Stephen Hawking has a cameo.
	1-May-2005	Episode 352	Season 16 Number 17	The Heartbroke Kid	Albert Brooks plays the director of the fat farm where Bart is sent after suffering a heart attack brought on by eating too much junk food.
	8-May-2005	Episode 353	Season 16 Number 18	A Star Is Torn	“American Idol” winner Fantasia plays a fellow contestant as Lisa enters Krusty's singing competition, where she performs a song written by Homer, who becomes an aggressive stage mother.
	8-May-2005	Episode 354	Season 16 Number 19	Thank God, It's Doomsday	A religious movie and subsequent coincidences convince Homer that “the Rapture is nigh,” and the folks of Springfield, God love 'em, take him at his word.
	15-May-2005	Episode 355	Season 16 Number 20	Home Away From Homer	Flanders moves after Homer humiliates him, but neither man is pleased with his new neighbors. Jason Bateman has a cameo.
	15-May-2005	Episode 356	Season 16 Number 21	The Father, The Son, & The Holy Guest Star	Liam Neeson voices a priest who counsels Bart, and later Homer, who embrace the faith when an expelled Bart attends Catholic school.
	11-Sep-2005	Episode 357	Season 17 Number 1	The Bonfire Of The Manatees	In the 17th-season opener, Alec Baldwin voices a marine biologist who counsels Marge after she leaves Homer for permitting illicit activity---what she describes as “snuggle films”---in the house to pay off a gambling debt.
	18-Sep-2005	Episode 358	Season 17 Number 2	The Girl Who Slept Too Little	Lisa has the best---i.e., worst---view when the cemetery is relocated behind the Simpson home.
	25-Sep-2005	Episode 359	Season 17 Number 3	Milhouse Of Sand And Fog	Maggie's chicken pox lead to a reunion of Kirk and Luann Van Houten, but the result is not the family dynamic Milhouse had hoped for.
	6-Nov-2005	Episode 360	Season 17 Number 4	Treehouse Of Horror XVI	In the 16th Halloween trilogy, a comatose Bart is replaced by a robot; Mr. Burns hunts citizens on his estate; and Springfield falls under a witch's spell that only Maggie can break. Terry Bradshaw and Dennis Rodman have cameos.
	13-Nov-2005	Episode 361	Season 17 Number 5	Marge's Son Poisoning	Tandem bicycling and afternoon tea make pals of Bart and Marge until bullies call Bart a mama's boy. Meanwhile, Homer gains strength, in one arm only.
	20-Nov-2005	Episode 362	Season 17 Number 6	See Homer Run	Homer's heroics during an emergency (caused by Bart) lead him to join the throng running for mayor when Quimby faces a recall.
	27-Nov-2005	Episode 363	Season 17 Number 7	The Last Of The Red Hat Mamas	In Italy, the Simpsons run into Sideshow Bob, who swears a vendetta against them after they let slip his criminal past to his new family.
	11-Dec-2005	Episode 364	Season 17 Number 8	The Italian Bob	In Italy, the Simpsons run into Sideshow Bob, who swears a vendetta against them after they let slip his criminal past to his new family.
	18-Dec-2005	Episode 365	Season 17 Number 9	Simpsons Christmas Stories	A trio of Christmas-themed stories includes Marge and Homer as Mary and Joseph; Burns and Grandpa shooting down Santa in World War II; and a Springfieldian take on “The Nutcracker.”
	8-Jan-2006	Episode 366	Season 17 Number 10	Homer's Paternity Coot	A long-lost letter suggests a treasure hunter (Michael York) may be Homer's father. William H. Macy and Joe Frazier have cameos.
	29-Jan-2006	Episode 367	Season 17 Number 11	We're On the Road to D'ohwhere	Bart's latest prank lands him a trip to behavioral-modification camp, but he runs away en route; Marge boosts her garage sale with expired pills.
	26-Feb-2006	Episode 368	Season 17 Number 12	My Fair Laddy	Lisa tries to turn Groundskeeper Willie into a proper gentleman for a science-fair project. Elsewhere, Coach Krupt takes over as gym teacher and begins a reign of terror.
	12-Mar-2006	Episode 369	Season 17 Number 13	The Seemingly Never-Ending Story	When the Simpsons become trapped in a cave, Lisa relates a story that happened to her. It then becomes Mr. Burns' story, then Moe's, and so on.
	19-Mar-2006	Episode 370	Season 17 Number 14	Bart Has Two Mommies	While Marge babysits Flanders' sons, Rod and Todd, Homer takes Bart and Lisa to a retirement home for animal actors, and a chimp with a strong maternal instinct snatches Bart. Susan Sarandon and baseball's Randy Johnson have voice cameos as themselves.
	26-Mar-2006	Episode 371	Season 17 Number 15	Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife	Homer signs the family up for a spouse-trading reality show. He has to take in a controlling wife while Marge moves in with a beaten-down husband (voice of Ricky Gervais), who quickly develops a crush on her.
	2-Apr-2006	Episode 372	Season 17 Number 16	Million Dollar Abie	Grandpa derails Homer's plan to bring a pro football team to Springfield when he mistakes the football commissioner for a burglar.
	9-Apr-2006	Episode 373	Season 17 Number 17	Kiss, Kiss Bang Bangalore	The nuclear-power plant is being shut down and outsourced to India, and Homer is sent to train the new employees. Meanwhile, Selma and Patty kidnap Richard Dean Anderson, who voices himself. When Anderson discovers how exciting real-life drama is, he refuses to leave.
	23-Apr-2006	Episode 374	Season 17 Number 18	The Wettest Stories Ever Told	When dinner at the Frying Dutchman turns ugly, the Simpsons try to salvage the evening by taking turns telling tales of tragedies at sea.
	30-Apr-2006	Episode 375	Season 17 Number 19	Girls Just Want to Have Sums	After making a sexist comment, Principal Skinner is replaced by Melanie Upfoot (Frances McDormand), who divides the school into two schools: one for boys, one for girls. Lisa gets frustrated when she's not allowed to take math at the boys school, so she dresses like a boy to get around the rule.
	7-May-2006	Episode 376	Season 17 Number 20	Regarding Margie	Marge has retrograde amnesia after inhaling too many fumes in a spring-cleaning frenzy. So Homer takes her around town to reacquaint her with the surroundings, but Marge doesn't know who Homer is and puts herself back on the singles market.
	14-May-2006	Episode 377	Season 17 Number 21	The Monkey Suit	Springfield is embroiled in a public debate about the theories of evolution and creationism. Melanie Griffith has a cameo as herself, and Larry Hagman is the voice of lawyer Wallace Brady.
	21-May-2006	Episode 378	Season 17 Number 22	Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play	A passionate kiss between Marge and Homer airs on the big screen at a baseball game, prompting second baseman Buck Mitchell to turn to the pair for advice about his marriage to singer Fiona (Mandy Moore). Stacy Keach is the voice of H.K. Duff.
	10-Sep-2006	Episode 379	Season 18 Number 1	The Mook, the Chef, the Wife, and Her Homer	Lisa's friendship with Fat Tony's son Michael prompts mob boss Tony to invite the Simpsons over for dinner. Michael says he'd rather be a chef than take over the family business, but that's before Tony is shot by a rival mobster. “Sopranos” stars Michael Imperioli and Joe Pantoliano voice Tony's top thugs, and Metallica band members provide their own voices.
	17-Sep-2006	Episode 380	Season 18 Number 2	Jazzy and the Pussycats	A child psychiatrist suggests drumming to channel Bart's energy, and the boy proves he's got the beat when he shows some talent on the skins. The White Stripes have voice cameos as themselves.
	24-Sep-2006	Episode 381	Season 18 Number 3	Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em	Marge reads Homer's carpentry books and becomes very handy at fixing things. Gender bias keeps the townspeople from accepting a female carpenter, so Marge pretends that Homer does the work. Meanwhile, Bart torments Skinner when he learns the principal has an extreme allergy to peanuts.
	5-Nov-2006	Episode 382	Season 18 Number 4	Treehouse of Horror XVII	The 17th annual Halloween trilogy. Included: “Married to the Blob,” in which a meteor turns Homer into a monster; “You Gotta Know When to Golem,” about a monster from Jewish folklore; and “The Day the Earth Looked Stupid,” about an alien invasion. Guest voices: Dr. Phil McGraw; Richard Lewis; Fran Drescher.
	12-Nov-2006	Episode 383	Season 18 Number 5	G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)	Homer is bamboozled by Army recruiters and winds up in basic training, where he runs afoul of a tough-minded colonel (voice of Kiefer Sutherland) and is assigned to play the enemy in war games.
	19-Nov-2006	Episode 384	Season 18 Number 6	Moe 'N' a Lisa	Lisa sees poetry in the notes Moe sticks to the walls of his hotel room, so she sends his work to a poetry journal, which publishes it, making Moe the toast of the literary circuit. Guest voices include Gore Vidal, Michael Chabon and Jonathan Franzen.
	26-Nov-2006	Episode 385	Season 18 Number 7	Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)	Homer is fired and decides to buy an ice-cream truck. Marge makes use of the mountains of Popsicle sticks from Homer's ice-cream consumption by creating sculptures of Springfield citizens with them, leading to a feature about her on the news.
	10-Dec-2006	Episode 386	Season 18 Number 8	The Haw-Hawed Couple	When Bart ends up the only guest at Nelson's birthday party, the bully decides he's his best friend and goes about protecting Bart in a parody of “Goodfellas.” Meanwhile, Homer reads Lisa to sleep and debates on whether to reveal the book's sad ending to her.
	17-Dec-2006	Episode 387	Season 18 Number 9	Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2	Homer jumps into a brawl during a holiday ice-skating show. To escape the melee, Marge takes the family Christmas shopping, where a chance encounter with Gil leads to bad luck for Gil and the Simpson clan. Elvis Stojko voices himself.
	7-Jan-2007	Episode 388	Season 18 Number 10	The Wife Aquatic	Selma and Patti's home movies make Marge nostalgic for the Barnacle Bay vacations of her youth, so Homer takes the family there, but the area has changed since the Bouviers were little girls.