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| Comments: I think your web site is boring. However you have encapsulated everything that is wrong with the world in one SIMPLE web site which is quite impressive. from Adrian |
| Comments: A little old lady went into the Royal Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right!). The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came to get this money, he asked how did you get this money " The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president. That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his ball were square and that he would win the bet. The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. > The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter withyour lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Royal Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand." |
| Comments: GAVIN!!!!! I miss you!!!!!! Call me!!!!! 422-6631 I have a wedding invite for you I need your address. Gavin, its time. XOXO melani |
| Comments: Hey Dude! Cool page....maybe internet geeks aren't THAT bad....keep adding pictures, they're the best part...um, I mean except for the stuff about what you're doing now, yeah, that's it. |
| Comments: Yes Gavin I do think that i needed a lot of support that night, something only 2 hunks like urself and eoin could give me! But hang on! wasn't that me holding u 2 up - I think so!!! by the way thats not me in the background gatting busy, I have much bette taste! C U soon. |
| Comments: GAVIN! How many times do I have to tell you to stop playing with corpses!!! |
| Comments: where are the pictures from the wedding you gobshite? you should put that picture of me from the first summer iin dublin with the glass of wine on. i look like a drunk, oh wait i am a drunk. love you! che |
| Comments: I love the page Gavin. It gets better everytime I look at it. I'll have to update mine soon. Bye for now see you soon. |
| Comments: A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chile. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?" The other guy says, "No. Help yourself." He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too." |
| Comments: i would really, really like to know what sophia and fiona are doing to each other under those dresses |
| Comments: Love the pics - funny how most of them are of you and women. Your studliness has obviously not left you since you moved to Belfast. Keep the ladies happy! Fionn |
| Comments: Love the pics Gavin! You rock my world!!!! And remember, Goddess has two "s"'s! xoxo bess |