Splash page - Unconscious
Di transforms into WW in the shadow of some statuesque glutes
"My SECRET IDENTITY has been EXPOSED!"
"... DEAF, MUTE, and BLIND ..."
"My fingers are telling you I am Diana Prince--"
"I'm checkmated! BOBBY FISHER [sic] couldn't escape this MOVE!"
"Tie WONDER WOMAN up with her OWN LASSO ..."
"Wonder what it feels like to kiss an Amazon dame!"
Head butts the bad guy while bound
Parrying bullets with her bullet-proof bracelets
Electrified by anchor chain (detail)
Unconscious, dragged across deck by henchmen
Unconscious, dragged across deck by henchmen 2
Barely conscious, tied to nuclear missile
Almost smashes into military aircraft
Tied to missile, high over New York City
Rides nuclear warhead out to sea where it can explode HARMLESSLY -- or kill millions of fish.
Rescues handsome diplomat who promptly hits on her
Politely tells handsome diplomat to shut up
Can't do a thing with her hair -- just her skimpy lingerie, apparently.
Can't wait to meet handsome diplomat again
Handsome diplomat ignores our heroine in her plain Jane disguise
Goes home to mother and gets a hug
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