Gaxonan The Barbarian
Ya! Ggggyaaaaaaaaaaah! chop! Agggghhhhhhhhhgggggggg!
Slave. Gladiator. Warrior. Thief. King.


This section is devoted to one of Gaxonan's favorite pastimes, movies. He goes to the theatre, tries not to kill or maim the people who give him funny looks, and after the movie is over he rates it on this page. The rating is on the scale of how many SWORDS it's worth.

Movies Seen in 2001 SWORD Rating
Cast Away3
What Women Want2
Dracula 20001
Finding Forrester5
Snatch5
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon5
Traffic4
Bridget Jones Diary2
The Mummy Return2
A Knight's Tale2
Pearl Harbor3
Moulin Rouge1
A.I.3
Shrek5
Final Fantasy3
Scary Movie 22
Jurassic Park 33
Rush Hour 22
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back4
The Musketeers2
Zoolander4
Lord of the Rings10

Movie Reviews for years Past:
1998

1999

2000


I appreciate any feedback you have about this page but being a citizen of the internet for several year, I know none of you will. So I have to resort to threats, e-mail me or I'll send Gaxonan over to your house. He's got a big fucking sword, and knows how to use it. Just think about it...
Webmaster Gaxynon

The page created and maintained by Gaxynon, any illegal activities done on this sight are hopefully not caught, and non-persecutable. The page was last updated 11/13/01