Here are some examples:
| Game | Summary | Current Chamion |
| Synchronized Bubble Blowing | Imagine a team of 4 blowers, in perfect unison as they blow their bubbles. And once in a while a daring team attemps the unique bubble within a bubble manuever. But to do this, you have to give a good blow. | Mandy Webster |
| Webster Mansion Speed Painting Championship | This is the infamous championship in which the teams compete to paint the entire Webster Mansion. | AJ Moser |
| DP/Mountain Dew Drinking Decathalon | How much of the 2 greatest soda flavors could you drink? That's what we learn from those who sign up for this event. In the event that there may be a tie, the tie-breaker is the closing of the restroom to see who can hold out/it the longest. | Shari's Drink Team (Clint & Trent) |
| Honey Bucket Bobsled | Not like a normal bobsled race, the racing vehicles used on this track must be made from Porta-Potties. Most people wouldn't expect Porta-Potties to go 90 mph, and they shouldn't because top speeds during this race are around 10 mph. | Trent Harris |
| Full Contact Chess Masters Chamionship | This is the true proof of brawn over brain. It is not many times in life when a man with barely enough intelligence to tie his shoes can clobber the best of the world's chess players. | William Woodruff |
| Disco Dance the Night Away | Dust off that polyester suit, it's time to start a fire. A Disco Inferno of the most funkadelic variety. These white suited maniacs will be dancing for a MINIMUM of 4 days straight without restroom breaks. But it will all be worth it for the gold prize, and those disco losers who loose will be mercilessly slaughtered in the name of Society. | George Clinton |
| Patent Counting Competition | There is definately nothing quiet as exhilirating as counting the number of current US Patents. The rules of this, one of our more popular games, are simple: You fall asleep you loose & You must read what each product is patented along with the patent number. | Jeremy Anderson(we told him there was a hot girl pic in there somewhere) |
| Obstacle Course | This event also has simple rules, the first living racer to cross the finish line wins. Though the obstacle course changes from games to games several frequent sections include: Broken Monitor Bobsled, the Pirahna Pit, Lion's Den, Razor Coated Waterslide, Barefoot Molten Glass Guantlet, Cuddly Things with Knives | Bruno |
| Midget Throwing | This is an actual sport big in Europe right now and we plan to make it big in America! While still an illegal underground even in America, lobbyists are tirelessly working around the clock to make it legal. Gaxolympics wants to make sure everyone involved doesn't get arrested, like the fiasco last year. | Andrew Nieb |
| Shopping Cart Destruction Derby | Welcome to the No Holds Barred arena of destruction. Shopping for doom? Carts of Chaos?? Anything goes here! As long as the other team is a melted pile of slag at the end of the time limit, victory goes to whatever is left of the winners. **Slight Addendum: Added one rule - No Nukes (oops, should have thought of that before)** |
**Game on haitus until all lawsuits settled** |
| Cloth the Nude Supermodel | A favorite of all who participate and spectate, this event always has the largest turnout. Just as the name implies several lovely, naked, super-models are spread amongst the arena. The "clothers" are then released into the arena and must take the clothing spread around the floor and put it on the naked supermodels. | **competition yet to be completed** |
