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Thursday 1st August 2002

Here is a handy phrasebook for southerners travelling to the wilds of Yorkshire.

Top marks if you can translate these :-)


1 initot

2. gizzit

3. summat supeer

4. gerrit etten

5. gerartnit

6. smarrer wee im

7. ient gorrit

8. azee giniter

9. gizituz mester

10. eez gooinoam

11. astha gorrit reight

12. isthimamin

13. aberitinters

14. purremineer

15. ient erdnowt

16. eeseseeeentedit

17. intitin

18. midadz gorrajag

19. weerz gaffer

20. guangit thiuan

21. cannar lakeartwithi

22. shut thi gob

23. owzeeno

24. amguin afuarthee

25. eewont theer

26. astha gorrit withy

27. it dunt marra

28. lerus Quart toneet

29. esthagorratena

30. lerritn purrizaton

31. eez gorriz atuam

32. oowerreewi. wurree weisen

33. corfurus intmornin

34. eesezitintis burraberritis

35. Summonems gorragerroff

36. wiv gorra gerrum reight

37. thamun gerrit lemt

38. narthenthee wotthaduwin

39. estha seenim ont telly

40. thalefter gerranewun

41. eenose nowt abartit

42. it worra perler

43. berra gerrontbus

44. ee demt purrized underwata

45. lerrus gerrusands wesht

46. ateldim burredint lissen

47. assle clowt thi iftha duntgioer

48. gerararry tergithi anandweeit

49. thawantsur weshthi eeroilsart

50. thakan iftha wanster

51. tandadowt dunnatit assanoseon

52. cantha kumtarouse tuneet

53. wiv gorragen-uz iinbux

54. eyupthee asthaguinon

55. wotsthathink cherupter

56. thareight thanus

57. amtthaguin terskuilthisaft

58. thas gorrit rongagean

59. yerv gorra wotchitweeim

60. armeni