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Thursday 1st August 2002
Here is a handy phrasebook for southerners travelling to the wilds of Yorkshire.
Top marks if you can translate these :-)
1 initot
2. gizzit
3. summat supeer
4. gerrit etten
5. gerartnit
6. smarrer wee im
7. ient gorrit
8. azee giniter
9. gizituz mester
10. eez gooinoam
11. astha gorrit reight
12. isthimamin
13. aberitinters
14. purremineer
15. ient erdnowt
16. eeseseeeentedit
17. intitin
18. midadz gorrajag
19. weerz gaffer
20. guangit thiuan
21. cannar lakeartwithi
22. shut thi gob
23. owzeeno
24. amguin afuarthee
25. eewont theer
26. astha gorrit withy
27. it dunt marra
28. lerus Quart toneet
29. esthagorratena
30. lerritn purrizaton
31. eez gorriz atuam
32. oowerreewi. wurree weisen
33. corfurus intmornin
34. eesezitintis burraberritis
35. Summonems gorragerroff
36. wiv gorra gerrum reight
37. thamun gerrit lemt
38. narthenthee wotthaduwin
39. estha seenim ont telly
40. thalefter gerranewun
41. eenose nowt abartit
42. it worra perler
43. berra gerrontbus
44. ee demt purrized underwata
45. lerrus gerrusands wesht
46. ateldim burredint lissen
47. assle clowt thi iftha duntgioer
48. gerararry tergithi anandweeit
49. thawantsur weshthi eeroilsart
50. thakan iftha wanster
51. tandadowt dunnatit assanoseon
52. cantha kumtarouse tuneet
53. wiv gorragen-uz iinbux
54. eyupthee asthaguinon
55. wotsthathink cherupter
56. thareight thanus
57. amtthaguin terskuilthisaft
58. thas gorrit rongagean
59. yerv gorra wotchitweeim
60. armeni