All Things Rock Quotes

Hosted by Benji and Joel of Good Charlotte
MTV - Monday Thru Friday - After Midnight


Joel: ...this is the new video...
Benji: Joel fell off stage, he tripped.
Joel: This is the new vid...
Benji: It's his new most embarassing moment ever.
Joel: Shut up, no, you're my most embarassing moment.

Benji: (after reading a post) We sit on plastic boxes. And in order to make them look cool, they have lights in them. And they get pretty hot.
Joel: It's like a fire under your ass.

Joel: Hey, you're watching All Things Rock, and I'm one half of your hosts, Joel.
Benji: Yes, and I am the better half, Benji.

Joel: Remember that time P.O.D. came up to us and told us they liked our band:
Benji: *smiles* Mmmhmm...
Joel: That was good.
Benji: That was fun, that was good times.
Joel: Good times.

Joel: Go to MTV.com and tell us what you think of the show.
Benji: And what you think of Joel, and if he should really be on this show.
Joel: That's right.

Benji: ...and then?
Joel: No 'and then'.
Benji: ...and then?
Joel: No 'and then'!
Benji: ...and then?
Joel: NO 'AND THEN'!
Benji: Alright... not funny...
Both: *lower and shake their heads*

(asking people if they've heard of Good Charlotte)
Joel: Ma'am, have you ever heard of Good Charlotte?
Old Lady: OH!
Joel: Oh well, that was a 'yes', I think.

(reading a post)
Benji: 'Benji and Joel, can you guys hug?'
(both pause and look at each other)
Benji: No.
Joel: Nope.
Benji: Moving on to the next video...

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