Oh Dear!


by Miss Také

Dear Miss Také:
My Ubar had the nerve to tell me I couldn't travel unless I had an escort! Well, I certainly will go where I want, when I want. Can you imagine his nerve in trying to tell me what to do??
Haughty

Dear Haughty
little one, I hope you are enjoying your collar.
Miss Také


Dear Miss Také:
During a recent spar I executed a perfect double twist spiral jump over my opponent, landing lightly on one toe before springing back up in the air, crossing my twin katanas over my head and then projecting my body under them in a backward sommersault, landing in front of my opponent, bringing my katanas together in a scissor fashion, slicing off my opponent's head, then doing a triple backflip away from his twitching body, landing unscathed on my furs, sipping my white kalana. The judges wouldn't count my post. How come?
Perplexed

Dear Perplexed
My, but you are limber. Please, meet me at my wagon and we can go over your "post" in great detail!
Miss Také


Dear Miss Také:
I joined one of the camps on GC and they actually expect me to WORK at a trade! They said I had to earn money for my upkeep! Isn't it my PK-given right as a Free to just sit on my ass, swill paga and fur the slaves?
Miffed

Dear Miffed:
Hey, didn't I used to be FCed to you? You haven't changed a bit!
Miss Také


Dear Miss Také:
I have had seven characters on Gor, three of which are still active. I don't get those who are so lazy they will only do one personna. As you can see, I'm very committed to Gor.
D. Ualer

Dear D. Ualer
You certainly ought to be committed! Maybe you could get a group rate.
Miss Také


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August 4, 2001