Coming hot off the press, here is the inside scoop on the W/who's W/who of Gorchat. Each week I will travel City to City, room to room, learning and writing about some of the fascinating P/people our there.

This week as I learn the ropes of the reporter lifestyle, I've chosen to stay close to home and write about one of My own C/citizens. Don't worry though, My circuit will hit E/everyone's homestone, and have My tarn begging for a rest and My luggage lost before Y/you know it.

Also, I will be writing about Men, Women, boys and girls alike. None are spared and W/we shall see if the pen is truly mightier than the sword or if I need to invest heavily in armor and life insurance.

"...and from the looks of things, intimate is this stud muffins middle name." (Ruby Rod speaking on Corbin Dallas from the Fifth Element.)

Kolared to the Free Woman Elany Davio, this boy has the ins and outs of service down pat. The first question I'm sure all of Y/you have is does he serve with honor?

Well, I've watched his serves and watched his moves and from what I've seen, yes, this lad brings honor to his kolar. Deferring first to his Mistress, he offers service to Any and All that would come to Turia.

Ladies, don't start drooling yet, this boy is restricted.

Now, I've seen more than My share of dances and have come to think of Myself as a connoisseur. The moves on this one are incredible. I saw his kata dance, featuring forms from Urthan martial arts and let Me tell Y/you, this boy would defiantly hold his own as a gladiator ... not to tell Elany what to do with Her boy, mind Y/you. And from the smile on Elany's face, he might be even better in the furs. I can't speak on such things more than conjecture, but mind Y/you; he does fix one mean tankard of ale.

So, if A/any of Y/you are out traveling, why not stop by the Gem of the South and see assam's "love, honor, and devotion."

I hope that A/all of Y/you enjoyed this first week's article. Join Me next week as I report on one of the FW of the Black Pearl Inn ... with Ubar KEATS permission of course. I'll keep the gossip flowing as long as all of Y/you keep reading.

Hai Gorchat and Hai R/readers and Wind, Steel, and Honor!