Oh Dear!


by Miss Také

Dear Miss Také:
this slave has been on Gorchat for two whole days now. Is it too soon for this girl to pick her Master and how should she go about letting him know he is the "chosen one."
wondering

Dear wondering
You came from one of those disney sites didn't you little one? Tell me did they let you keep your ears and season pass for the Dumbo tram when you left? Or did you get pick out which kailla you wanted to ride your disney ass straight off that site?
Miss Také


Dear Miss Také:
I need help. My Master expects me to cook and clean and serve all day long and still be sexy and energetic in the furs at the end of the day. What can I do? I am getting bags under my eyes and am just way too tired to humor him after a hard day.
plumb tuckered out

Dear tuckered
I have the perfect solution for you deary. Send that virile Master of yours right on over to my wagon as soon as it gets dark. You can get a good night's sleep and I can release all these pent up energies. Oh My!!!
Miss Také


Dear Miss Také:
My slave leathers seem to be fitting a little snug around the hips and I have had to let out the seams on my dancing silks. Any suggestions on how a slave can lose those few unwanted pounds? And how this could have happened?
pleasingly plump

Dear plump
You must been sneaking food because no slave could get fat on that gruel. Oh wait, I know what it is, all that chocolate I have seen you munching. Better drop off the sweet treats at wagon, little one. These FW leather dresses hide a lot.
Miss Také


Dear Miss Také:
I'm a little worried. It seems lately that none of the slavegirls in my home are getting me excited. No matter how much they dance and writhe their bodies around the little warrior in my leathers doesn't even twitch. The real scary thing though is that every time I'm out on the plains tending to the boskherd I get all worked up. I can't keep my eyes off all those she-bosks with there big round rumps. Is this normal? What should I do?
Concerned FM

Dear Concerned
Since you mention bosk, I have to assume that you are of the Wagons. You are obviously attracted to "round rumps," so my suggestion is to hightail it to each camp on Gorchat till you find "pleasingly plump" from the above. Presto problem solved. The bosk are safe once again.
Miss Také


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August 11, 2001