Be Our Guest


by kalianna{ST/GW1}

You know you’re a kajira when:

  • your dances are more erotic than the last romantic interlude you had.
  • you take 32 lines to describe a serve in elegant and exquisite prose, down to the sweet scent of your breath -- and you hear only, “Jashi girl, you are released.”
  • you can carry a coin on your tongue and still speak clearly.
  • you spend two hours typing about imaginary chores in an empty room.
  • you bounce your beautiful naked body through a room full of virile warriors, rask wiggling and breasts swaying seductively -- un-noticed.
  • your typist smiles at the supermarket cashier and says, “This girl thanks you.”
  • you carry your lil pail out for sixth day in a row and finally milk the ~female~ bosk.
  • you’ve discovered 38 ways to describe how your thighs part when kneeling.
  • you see your Master whipping a sister and wish it was you.

    you know you’re a real kajira when:

  • none of that matters and you continue to serve with a bright smile because it is in your heart.


  • August 18, 2001