Dear Beam:
Sweety, why bother with beaming around from room to room when you can just flap your big ears and fly?
Miss Také

Dear Miss Také:
During his last trip across the plains, my FC found the cutest litter of baby larl cubs and brought them back to the city. They are just so adorable and cuddly, but I don't have any idea how to "housebreak" them. Can you help?
Newbie FW

Dear Newbie:
You are very new aren't you? Those cute little cubs will soon be large, ferocious creatures and you won't have to worry about anything because you will be an afternoon snack.
Miss Také

Dear Miss Také:
At a recent slave auction i witnessed a slave go for nearly twice as much as i was bought for. Clearly i am the more superior in beauty and skills. Should i let the auctioneer know that He lost out on coin?
lil miss vain

Dear vain:
Now deary, you know beauty is in the eye of the beholder always and perhaps you may just be a wee bit too vain for your own good. Would you by chance be a "green silk" slave? My advice, deary, is myob.
Miss Také

Dear Miss Také:
One day last week I entered my villa and was shocked to see my handsome, virile FC dressed in dancing silks and doing pirouettes in front of the mirror. What do you think this means?
Worried

Dear Worried:
Send him right on over to my villa. Oh My!! This little problem requires some advanced examination and hands on advice. Oh, and expect that, if and when, he returns he will worn out and wearing a shiny new necklace.
Miss Také

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