Dear busted:
My best advice to you, deary, is to get your merchandise used! Nothing takes the strain off your assets as much as having them rest in the hands of a handsome Master. Believe me, that's all the support you really need. So, shake that booty, girl.
Miss Také

Dear Miss Také:
I'm recently acquired my first slave, a lovely piece of slavemeat for a very reasonable price. My problem is my neighbor has his eyes on her. He drools every time she walks by and if it keeps up, we're all going to have to wear hip waders. What should I do?
Uncertain

Dear Uncertain:
Do? Do? My good man, after you "do" your slave, let your neighbor "do" her. Believe me, she will love it and it will keep you from living in the wetlands!
Miss Také

Dear Miss Také:
I just don't get the attention that I know I deserve from my FC. I have tried everything! Pouting and moping around camp, throwing little fits in public, whining on ICQ to him. I have even gone so far as to stomp off to the wagon and toss his furs outside. Nothing is working. Any suggestions?
Insecure FW

Dear Insecure:
I have the perfect solution for you deary! A trip to the whipping post and a shiny new steel necklace are a surefire cure for your problem.
Miss Také

Dear Miss Také:
I am an FW interested in joining a Gorchat Wagon Camp and very much in need of some advice. How do I know which Camp to join? I have heard you have... ummmm... been around, so tell me who has the best FMs? The Tuchuks, Paravaci or Kassars?
Looking Around

Dear Looking,
First, who told you I've been around? Was it that Mechelena!?!! She's always been jealous of me. All I need to say dear is that with all those Wagon Men in leather, you can't go wrong!! My best advice... try all three flavors, I have... Oh My!! did I say that?
Miss Také

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