Oh Dear!


by Miss Také

Dear Miss Také:
My Mistress's robes of concealment are getting a little tight, and i know it's not from carrying a child. She keeps accusing me of shrinking her garments when i wash them. What should i do?
tight fit

Dear tight:
you do have a problem little one. Obviously your Mistress is not FCed or her FC would be taking care of your problem. My suggestion is to introduce her to one of the available stu.. MEN I mean (oh my!) , on GC, and see if a love interest can keep her mouth busy with something other than food. That nice Ubar of Port Schendi, Kalkin, isn't FCed (hint, hint).
Miss Také


Dear Miss Také:
I plan to do a lot of raiding now that GC has a new trading system. My only problem is, what will I do with all the gold I'm going to liberate?
Rich Expectations

Dear Rich:
Blackheld, is that you? I think your problem will take one-on-one counseling. Please stop by anytime... and I DO mean ANYTIME.
Miss Také


Dear Miss Také:
One of the kaiila in our camp is preggers and my Master said i could help with the delivery. i've never delivered a baby kaiila, but am hoping it's pretty much like delivering baby bunnies. Is that right?
expectant

Dear expectant:
Have you displeased your Master in some way? Baby kaiilas will eat the first thing they see. I'd suggest you get a VERY long set of tongs if you must help in the delivery.
Miss Také



Sept, 8, 2001