(parody of an old children's song called B-I-N-G-O.. I couldn't help myself seeing as he shares a nickname with a tv dog...)
There is a punk from Maryland,
And Benji is his name-oi.
B-E-N-J-I!
B-E-N-J-I!
B-E-N-J-I!
And Benji is his name-oi!
He plays guitar, is in a band,
And Benji is his name-oi.
(Clap)-E-N-J-I!
(Clap)-E-N-J-I!
(Clap)-E-N-J-I!
And Benji is his name-oi!
With piercings and tattoos all over his skin,
And Benji is his name-oi.
(Clap, clap)-N-J-I!
(Clap, clap)-N-J-I!
(Clap, clap)-N-J-I!
And Benji is his name-oi!
To your Ma and Pa he may be a sin,
And Benji is his name-oi.
(Clap, clap, clap)-J-I!
(Clap, clap, clap)-J-I!
(Clap, clap, clap)-J-I!
And Benji is his name-oi!
All his fans think he’s super fly,
And Benji is his name-oi.
(Clap, clap, clap, clap)-I!
(Clap, clap, clap, clap)-I!
(Clap, clap, clap, clap)-I!
And Benji is his name-oi!
”That Benji… what a wonderful guy!”,
And Benji is his name-oi.
(Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
(Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
(Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
And Benji is his name-oi!