Note: If you really do most of these things... get psychiatric help please. Geebs, the guys would be scared to death of some of you if they ever read this list...
01) You actually know who Aaron was
02) You actually know who Billy and Paul are for that matter… damn you MTV.
03) Pink has suddenly become your favorite color
04) You think hamsters are the cutest creatures on earth
05) Your hands are always doing the ‘rock on’ sign… no matter where you are or what you are doing
06) “Representin’” is the most used word in your vocabulary
07) You think that Maryland is the most kick ass state in the USA
08) You thank your parents every day for "doing it"
09) You wear your Good Charlotte, Level 27, and/or MADE shirt(s) every day
10) "Life is Benji, Benji is life. The rest is just details." is your motto.
11) Billy is the God of eye shadow and you strive to copy his style
12) You swear that on the East Coast you will ride until the day you die… even if you don’t live near the east coast…
13) It’s your goal in life to get a famous Paul Hug
14) You spend countless hours surfing Good Charlotte websites and/or working on a GC fansite of your own
15) You write fanfiction about the band
16) If you’re a female fan, you call yourself Good Charlotte’s gravity girl, evil queen, or riot girl.
17) You know every word to every song forwards and backwards
18) You have each of the guys birthdays marked on your calendar
19) You know that, yes, Benji and Joel ARE in fact identical twins
20) You fight sleep at night just to catch glimpses of Joel and Benji on MTV's All Things Rock and see what witty things they may say... screw the videos, right? :p
21) The local radio DJs know you by name because you're always calling in to request GC's songs
22) you claim Waldorf, Naptown, the east coast ... even though you're nowhere near it
23) You and your friend dress up like the female counter parts of Benji and Joel for "Twin Day" at school
24) You know how many piercings and tats Benji has and when he got them
25) You plan on devoting yourself to following the Warped Tour over the summer just to see GC as often as possible
26) You spend an enormous amount of your paycheck/allowance online buying GC stuff
27) YOu change the screensavers at your school to say "Good Charlotte Rocks 4 Life"
28) Your parents get mad at you for always changing the desktop to an image of GC
29) You have GC playing in the background of you answering machine/voice mail
30) You say "oh my good charlotte"
31) You call up radio stations that don't play GC and demand to know why. Volunteering to bring a copy of their CD to the station.
32) Worship Benji's yellow boxers
33) Every time one of their videos come on, you record it even if you already have it a million times
34) You burn copies of the Cd and then listen to the copies so that the original won't get scratched.
35) You bought Good Charlotte's debut album AGAIN just becuse they added the song 'The Click'
36) You converted your boy band loving friend into a GC freak
37) You get a GC tattoo
38) Your answering machine sounds something like this: "Hi, I'm not here right now, Good Charlotte broke into my house and has kidnapped me and (your fave member here) is going to make me his love slave (wife, personal pillow, etc ... whatever) They said I could record one last message and this is it. So I just might not be able to call you back."
39) You make a GC flag that you pledge allegiance to (LoL)
40) You accidently call your boyfriend someone from GC
41) You dedicate 'Thank You Mom' to your mom on mother's day or her birthday or christmas... etc
42) You write a song about GC and sing it to everyone
43) You always add the guys into your prayers at night
44) you come up with a tagline that involves GC. Mine is: "Peace, Love, and Good Charlotte"
45) You name stuffed animals, pets, etc after the members using first, middle, last names and nick names
46) You identify GC with common things like ex: "That cloud reminds me of Paul" -or- "Hey .. that can of soda reminds me of Billy" etc, etc.
47) When you have an entire folder on your computer devoted only to gc stuff
48) When you think flipping off the camera is the ever so coolest thing in the world
49) Your parents know the words to every GC song (...mine do...lol)
50) Every screen name you have is named after a member of GC
51) You would pay $100,000 just to kiss a member
52) You spend time submitting things like this!
53) When one of your friends says, "Oh yeah, Joel and Benji are sooo hot" and you want to smack them into the next generation.
54) When you say one of the band member's name, you put my in front of it. (Ex.- My Billy, My Benji.)
55) You want to rename all of your pets Cashdogg (even if they aren't a dog)
56) You are convinced that GC wrote Riot Girl just for you
57) You daydream about marrying a member, down to every last detail.
58) Your parents know every word to every song, every member and every concert that's been in your city.
59) You steal their New Year's Resolutions because you think they sound good even if you don't cuss or you do take things seriously
60) You Know the first, last, and middle names of each one of them.
61) You listen to their cd everyday and every night whenever you get a chance.
62) Your mom has a Good Charlotte CD, just because she hears you listen to it all the time.
63) When your boyfriend tells you to choose between him or Billy Martin...(I'm sure going to miss my old boyfriend!)
64) You don't care about anything that doesn't have to do with Good Charlotte.
65) When you are sitting in your room, you pretend that they are in your head, answering your questions...
66) When you go shopping and try things on, you think "I wonder what Benji would say about these jeans?"
67) Dream about your real dad being Benji or Billy.
68) Cry after watching the live acoustic version of the Motivation Proclamation
69) Want to clear out a room in your basement/attic just to buy all the Good Charlotte stuff you can find and put it in there.
70) Want to buy a bass guitar or guitar, learn how to play, and play for people, just to get them to notice the Good Charlotte stickers all over it.
71) Get mad at the girl in one of your classes that says she's a big GC fan, but thinks that Benji and Billy are twins.
72) After you buy the Good Charlotte CD's, all of your others start to collect dust.
73) You have all of the Good Charlotte unreleased songs downloaded.
74) When you see someone you don't even know wearing a Good Charlotte shirt, and you walk up to them and ask them if they wanna be your best friend.
75) If you have 3 or more of their songs as your life theme song.
76) Want to have twin boys when you grow up, and name them Joel and Benji.
77) You try to convince your teacher (who's son's name is Benjamin) to start calling him Benji.
78) Having to go to the principle's office for being to annoying to your teacher singing Good Charlotte songs all day.
79) Accidentally laugh at your principle when he asks you what song you were singing, when you were singing Lifestyles of The Rich and the Famous.
80) Figuring out 50 reasons why GC is better than other musicians, and memorizing them all.
81) You feel important when you go on a non-GC message board, and having someone post, "Has anyone here ever heard of Good Charlotte?" and spamming the board saying, "THEY ROCK!!!!!!"
82) You've had dreams about taking a bullet for Billy and Joel.
83) You sit down and actually think of 83 reasons why your obsessed with GC.
84) You beg your mom to let you do your hair up like Benji's (all the spikes) over spring break.
85) You want to beat up all the people that say that you liking GC is just a stage.
86) You want to become a vegetarian, just to get Billy's respect.
87) You have Benji's thanks on the back of the Young And The Hopeless album memorized.
88) You still remember that day you heard GC for the very first time
89) You try to write to Benji and Joel's parents thanking them for 'doing it' too.
90) You cringe at the site of Bengay (Joel's supposed football player experience).
91) You wear your 'MADE' hat diagonal in the rain, so your Benji make-up doesn't smear.
92) You want to shoot the girl who says they are her favorite band, when the only song she know is 'Lifestyles'.
93) You call everyone who doesn't listen to GC a poser.
94) You add to certain GC obsessed lists from your own experiences.
95) You attempt to draw the members portraits on yourself or a t-shirt.
96) You get tattoos just like Benji
97) You make pet names for them (ex: my friend Amanda's for Benji is "Sexy sweet potato")
98) When you go shopping, you stop in wedding dress stores to see which one would look best on you when you marry *member of GC here*.
99) You can answer "yes" to all these questions.
100) When you refer to yourself as *member of GC*'s baby, bitch, honey, baby girl, sweetheart ect.
101) When TRL has blocked your phone number cuz you call requesting GC everyday.
102) You beg your parents to let you move to Waldorf/DC
103) You talk to/kiss good-night/hug your GC poster (I did that once ^.^)
104) You watch the Nightmare Before Christmas religiously because Billy loves it
105) You go to sites that have quotes from GC, and try to use them everyday
106) One of your nicknames is a member from GC's name.
107) You rearrange/paint/furnish your room to look like a member from GC's room.
108) If someone insults GC in anyway, you want to smack them into last Wednesday.
109) You have 2 or more copies of all GC's cds.
110) You call a GC member your "boyfriend".
111) If someone asks who you have a crush on, you immediatly respond "JOEL!"
112) If you have 127 hampsters.
113) You talk about GC like they're God.
114) You re-write Riot Girl so it portrays to you.
115) You re-write any GC song so it portrays to you.
116) You search online, phone books, ect. to find a member of GC's phone number
117) You call a missing person hotline, claiming you lost your cousin, so they bring Billy to your house.
118) You buy clothes that look like GC's
119) You've been saving for 2 years for a damn backstage pass
120) When telling your friends that you appreciate them, you use the line from Benji's thank you's: "Theres some people I'd take a bullet for, and others I'd like to put a bullet in"
121) You dream of making out/marrying/sleeping with a member of GC
122) When you go visit Waldorf!
123) You copy the idea from your friend to put GC ROX MY SOX on your fingers nails
124) When you pretend you're them in concert
125) When you day dream about them constantly in school
126) You make your friends listen to GC's CDs so many times that they learn to like them (we did that 3 times)
127) When you write all their names over and over on your school notebook
128) When you bring one of the GC packets to school and show it to everybody in your grade (even if they hate them)
129) When you play a video game that lets you create a characters name you name it after one of the guys in GC
130) When your walls are covered with GC posters and there is not room for anything else
131) You would literally tear your room apart just to find your lost GC cd
132) When you can relate to almost any Good Charlotte song
133) When almost everything you say can relate to Good Charlotte
134) When you spend a whole sick day watching MTV just trying to see one of their music videos
135) When you call your radio station just to thank the DJ for playing GC at least once
136) When your playing Fooseball and you name your team after Benji, Joel, Billy, and Paul
137) When you know all of Billy's cats and dogs names (cats-Nelly, Nelson and Stellar. dogs-Bunji, Cash, and Sam.)
138) When you change your favorite cereal just because you know one of the members loves that kind (I did)
139) When you talk on and on about what you know about GC and everyone gets annoyed with it
140) You know who Dusty is.
141) Anyone who doesn't like GC is not your friend
142) You convince your best guy friend to let you dye his hair so it looks like Benji's
143) You have to force your mom to buy you stuff of Good Charlotte
144) Your boyfriend says "I have Benji's looks don't I?" but you really wanna slap him!
145) If you celebrate each of their birthdays and make a cake for them and you also draw their faces on the cake! (i did that with my friend!)
146) You don't care if they have girlfriends/wives/whatever you still say that they are yours and will always be yours forever no one else's.
147) You cried at the beginning and end of their concert.
148) You cried when Aaron left the band.
149) You cried when Dusty left the band.
150) You cried when you met them.
151) You cry whenever Abby hosts All Things Rock.
152) All of your best friends are obsessed with them, too!
153) You know what all the names of your children with ____ from GC will be.
154) You bought Not Another Teen Movie just because GC plays the prom band.
155) You saw Dude, Where's My Car? just because "Little Things" is on the soundtrack.
156) You went to see Just Married the day it came out just because "The Anthem" is in the trailer for it.
157) You're not obsessed... YOU'RE IN LOVE!!!!!
158) You made your aunt (who listens to lame country music) listen to Good Charlotte for five hours straight in the car. (I did on a road trip!)
159) You talk about them as if you know them personally.
160) You want to have as daughter, so you can name her Charlotte.
161) You know all of their family secrets (for ex. Benji used to be an alcoholic)
162) You own a GC thong.
163) Your quote on AOL is "Keep Representing GC, Because You Know They're Representing You!"
164) You know the names of all of their siblings.
165) You know that their name comes from a children's book...
166) ...and you own that book...
167) You know who Chris is.
168) Your signature on your email is "Mrs.Madden"
169) You convinced your mom to let you dye your dogs hair black and pink and call it "Cash"
170) You made your pet rat a Good Charlotte shirt to wear (I did)
171) You have to stay up until midnight before the ticket sale date so you can get good tickets! (that's what I'm doing)
172) You ask your mom if she can make an iron-on GC bed set for your bed.
173) When you count down the days until their next concert
174) When you're convinced that when ____ sees you from on stage he'll instantly run away with you.
175) When you tell people you're "pretty like Billy".
176) When you know the exact day you became a fan and celebrate the anniversary.
177) In the middle of class, you catch your self singing a GC song out loud.
178) For a school history project, your title is "how good charlotte came to be"
179) Every time a GC song comes on the radio, you blast it, roll down the windows and start screaming out the lyrics so every one on the street, high way, etc. can hear it.
180) You bought a guitar just like Billy's so you can learn all their songs.
181) You run down your school hall ways with a stereo blasting "little things"
182) You posted more posts on their official message board until little posers went and shut it down.
183) You know every thing about the WHOLE band, and not just the one you think is "hot"
184) When you meet them you ask Paul for a "Paul hug" and give Billy a hamster ball filled with Nightmare Before Christmas things (I did that... I think Billy was pretty happy with his NBC stuff lol)
185) You want to move to Waldorf and work at Target and My Brothers Place.
186) You write GC, good charlotte, riot girl, or waldorf worldwide on any thing you can get your hands on (friends folders, people, walls, desks, etc. *hint- DO NOT write on walls in front of a teacher or manager or someone... from experience, you DO get in trouble lol)
187) You are up to date with the bands new drummers...
188) Your bands name has something to do with GC or a memory of them from your life at one point (my bands name is Section 104, that is were me and my friend sat at our first GC concert a year and a half ago)
189) You get picked on at school by the popular kids because of what you wear (I punched this prep because she made fun of my blue hair... ::tear:: lol)
190) When people talk to you, if they're not talking about Good Charlotte you're not paying attention.
191) Your boyfriend dumped you because you wouldn't stop staring at your Good Charlotte poster.
192) You have a ceremony for your friend because you turned her into a Good Charlotte addict (I'm doing this at her birthday party!)
193) You print out this page and write on the top "To-Do List"
194) You cried when you couldn't fit a Good Charlotte picture in your locker... because there were too many GC pics in it already.
195) You make sure "Day That I Die" is played at your funeral
196) You raid your closet for a pair of white shoes, then proceed to write "GC ROX MY SOX" all over them (I wear mine proudly)
197) You have a habit of constantly relating everything to the first time you ever heard GC, and you have a flashback every time
198) You hear the words Win, Good Charlotte, and Concert Tickets on your favorite radio station and call them nonstop until they give them to you
199) While listening to a GC song and changing it to a new song your Mom says "Hey! I wasn't finished listening to that".
200) You have a birthday cake with GC on it!
201) You beat the crap out of anyone who rips your GC pictures.
202) You have a necklace called the Benji necklace.
203) You get all of your friends to dress up like GC for Halloween.
204) You have bunches of tapes with GC performance and appearances.
205) You've sat through "Sid and Nancy" just so you could see why they call Benji "Kid Vicious".
206) You know all the words to the unreleased GC songs.
207) You're waiting for the Beastie Boys to start up a new tour so afterwards you can start a GC tribute band.
208) You make sure you ride "Bus 55"
209) People who don't know you call you "good Charlotte" or "good charlotte girl"
210) You DO have other CD's, but their identity escapes you
211) You drove at least 7 hours to see them live (I did)
212) You convince a DJ at a radio station in another state that you can't even listen to, to let you go backstage
213) It works
214) You know a lot about punk and you are a huge fan, but if the truth was known, you learned most of it from Benji
215) You counted down the days to a GC show on your sign in name
216) You can't remember life before GC, so you refer to it as your "dark period"
217) There isn't room to write your name on anything you own because it already has GC written all over. As if people don't know who it belongs to anyway.
218) You call your friends who don't like GC "non-believers"
219) You convince 2 non-believers to go with you to a gc show
220) You stay up past 3 the night before a show to hand paint "GC" in the Old English letters on wifebeater shirts for you and your friends.
221) One of your friends talks of selling their autographed GC shirt (non-believer) and you seriously consider getting new friends.
222) You know what kind of car Billy drives (because you saw him driving it) and you refuse to tell anyone, because it is now your job to protect his identity.
223) You want to buy everything you see at a GC show, but you have it already.
224) Your friend cant go see GC because of prior engagements (they are pregnant, taking exams, getting married, whatever) and you give them a lecture about what things are important, and their duty to represent! (you mean it too!)
225) Benji hugged you at the show, and EVERYBODY knows it!
226) After the hug, you consider never washing again, but then you decide you should, because he probably doesn't like stinky girls (:
227) You can't stop thinking of more things to add to this list
228) You have 2 herniated discs in your back, but you fight the moshpit anyway to get closer to GC.
229) You turned in at least 2 college final projects that have something to do with GC.
230) You know that GC used to drive the twins' mom's van. you drive your moms van too. this is enough to convince you that you and *insert guys name here* were meant for each other
231) You know all the GC guys nicknames, and where the names came from
232) You burst into tears when you can't find your Level Twenty-Seven shirt (even though you wore it yesterday...)
233) Spike bracelets and dyed hair have taken on a whole new meaning to you
234) You have to make sure your boyfriend isn't jealous of Billy every morning at school
235) You have considered getting a tattoo of "Young and Hopeless" on your lower back
236) You saw Benji in a van and FREAKED when he waved and smiled at you and your friend
237) All your away messages have something to do with Good Charlotte
238) You've gotten into arguments with your friends about who Billy loves more =-D
239) You've taught non-believers the difference between the "Rock On" and "I Love You" hands signs, only to be yelled and cussed at about how they don't give a shit (good times, good times)
240) Joel and Benji, to you, are the "duplicated blessings from God"
241)"Menace to Society" is your signed name
242) You've seen something on this list that you said "Hey that's a good idea!"
243) Your friends say they don't like gc because you talk about them so much.
244) You've bought a magazine just because it had a tiny picture of gc in it.
245) You swear paul/billy/benji/joel looked at you at a concert (even though it was just for 4 seconds)
246) You taped one of gc's videos 3 times just because it was on different tv shows. (ha ha i did that)
247) Everything you hear, you somehow connect with gc
248) GC's favorite bands are now your favorite bands
249) You hate all the people gc hates
250) When you get up at 10:52a.m. every day, ever since you saw the "Girls & Boys" video.
251) You get Edgar Allan Poe stories from the library just to read “The Telltale Heart” (what My Bloody Valentine was based on)
252) You buy a new stereo with a 3-disk changer, so you take one of your copies of Good Charlotte and one of your copies of The Young And The Hopeless and make one CD of unreleased tracks you got off the internet.
253) You bought the Mest CD just because of the track “Jaded (All These Years)” which featured Benji.
254) Your entire Favorites menu is your favorite GC sites (a.k.a. every GC site you’ve ever been to)
255) You learn the bass lines for all the GC songs and play along on your electric bass with your CD.
256) You learn GC songs on ANY instrument and play them until your family makes you go do “something constructive”. When you explain that what you were doing WAS constructive, they tell you to go to your room. (I did… I stopped before my mom started yelling at me… the wrath…)
257) When you're on the phone with a friend and you start playing one of their songs with the dial tones.
258) When you went to one of their concerts and you haven't washed the shirt you wore since then
259) Every yearbook you signed this year had your name with "GC 4 life" written next to it.
260) Whenever you can't get out of bed you sing "Motivation Proclamation"
261) When you purposely get four of everything just so u can name each of them after a member of GC
262) When you have sent over 25 letters/emails to them in the last month....
263) When you buy every Made/Level 27 clothing item you can
264) You’ve actually gone through most of the list, just to make sure you’re not too obsessed.
265) Benji has inspired you to be sober.
266) You set your alarm for when ATR is supposed to be on.
267) You change your hair styles to be more like Benji.
268) You’ve figured out how to cram “MADE WOMAN” onto your knuckles.
269) You give 50% of your salary to the charities GC supports, while the other 50% goes to buying more GC merch.
270) You have a “GC Drummer Hall Of Fame” on the inside of your closet.
271) You check the GC Circle Pitt everyday, just to make sure that GC isn’t making a surprise appearance on TRL or at your school…or in your bed room…
272) You know everything about the new GC Tribute Album, and are convinced that it sounds wonderful.
273) You have pictures of Joel’s tattooed legs.
274) You were the one who bit/licked/pinched Joel/Benji, and you are happy that they sometimes mention the little run in they had with you when they’re interviewed.
275) They know you as, “That Freaky Girl Who Tattooed My Name on Her Chest”.
276) You plan to have seven or eight boys when you’re older. They’re going to start a band called, “Bad Charlotte” and the younger three or four will each get a chance at being drummer.
277) You have a pair of skeleton gloves, just like Joel’s. That way, it’s like he’s holding your hand.
278) You randomly comment about the band in the middle of a non-Good-Charlotte-related conversation (ie. Friend: "Minor Threat is a good band" You: "Benji has a Minor Threat tattoo on his leg, along with MxPx, NFG...etc etc")
279) You actually know all that random junk about Good Charlotte
280) You stopped talking to your best friend for a week when they revealed they weren't a GC fan anymore (still don't understand how that can be)
281) You argue with the jerk who says GC sold out but still wears Green Day tee shirts. (This includes the ever famous :"Good Charlotte sold out" -Nuh uh! "uh huh" -nuh uh- "Uh huh")
282) Someone says a word that is in one of their songs and you start belting it out, (ie. "Man my hand looks bloody from this paint," You: "You mourn the death of your bloody valentine!"
283) You get upset when you have to write a personal narrative and your English teacher will not let you use Good Charlotte as the subject (still don't understand why not)
284) Your school agenda book is covered in pictures of Good Charlotte and you refused to throw it away at the end of the year because of that.
285) You started REALLY listening to Minor Threat and Social Distortion when you heard "Riot Girl"
286) You're not old enough to get a real tattoo so you draw their name in magic marker on your arm and get GC henna tattoos
287) When you know where the lines "You're future's no future" and the guitar riffs for "The Day That I Die" came from.
288) You know that "Say Anything" and "Time after Time" are the same song with different lyrics and got confused when you heard "Say anything" for the first time.
289) When in Spanish class learning the difference between here and there with magazines you made sure you gave your teacher a magazine featuring GC on the front. (people still look at me funny)
290) On of the folders in you favorite sections is simply labeled "Good Charlotte" while all other bands fall into "Misc. Bands"
291) Some people don't even know what band you like they just called you "The chick that's obsessed with that band"
292) Any other band that sounds remotely like Good Charlotte is considered "A cheap imitation" by you.
293) Get you license plate to be one of their names
294) You've started a Good Charlotte cult. There's a Billy, Paul, Benji, Joel, and a Chris. You call each other by your cult names 24/7. The Benji and Joel, who may look nothing alike, constantly remind themselves that they are twins.
295) You truly believe that Joel's Dance Studio exists. You've searched the yellow pages. You want to learn from the master.
296) You go to a tanning salon and put the words ‘Good Charlotte’ on your stomach so that after you were done tanning ‘Good Charlotte’ would appear on your stomach
297) For an end of the year project in your computer class you make a good charlotte power point presentation
298) You have made plans with your friends to make a "holy journey" to Waldorf before you die.
299) You have asked a guy named Will why he doesn't call himself Billy.
300) You STILL have yet to meet GC and because of this you end up fantasizing about it in class.
301) Your friends think your crazy when they are talking about something and you just all of a sudden start screaming the words to some GC song. ("Katy just broke up with Jimmy" "No Way! "HOOOLD ON IF YOU FEEL LIKE LETTING GO!!!" lol done it!)
302) You and your friends are going to be GC for Halloween but since there are only four of you, someone has to be Benji AND Joel ... and you are the one to volunteer.
303) You suggest to your school's choral directors that your favorite GC song would be great for the Winter Concert
304) You learn to play drums for a certain reason...
305) Your favorite color changes with Benji's hair
306) When you convince your friends to let you right "Made Man" on their knuckles…
307) When you have a dream about something tragic happening to one of the guys and wake up crying.. and for 10 minutes can't figure out if your dream was real or not…
308) You ignore your best friend for a week because she calls Joel, Benji by mistake
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(Note: if u typ summin lyk dis i won't add ur list)