When I wake My eyes wander To the time And I feel like food Squishy soft at 2 p.m. I feel like M MMM bacon Bake in grease With cheese My knees get squishy For potato pancakes From free rainbow teeth In 2 minutes or less I dress and slide Down a banister ride A golden letter with maple Staple of laziness It's 2:10 and then Breakfast isn't served So it's six million smiles Minus one

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