| Name: | Loren Tomas Di Iorio |
| Birthday: | August 6, 1978 |
| Height: | 174 cm (5'8.5") |
| Eyes: | Coral blue |
| Hair: | Golden brown |
| Country: | Canada |
| Punchy Poets: | Robert Frost, Li Po, and Ezra Pound. |
| Wondrous Writers: | Lewis Carroll, Raymond Chandler, and Ernest Hemingway. |
| Spicy Actresses: | Lauren Bacall, Kristen Cloke, and Myrna Loy. |
| Groovy Actors: | Gary Cooper, William Powell, and Jimmy Stewart. |
| Good Eats: | Peanut butter and pizza, but not at the same time. |
| Jeans: | Levi's 634 black, straight-leg, loose-fit. |
| Ends Sentences With: | Eh. |
| Likes To Say: | "Meanwhile... back at the RANCH!" |
| Will Spontaneously: | Speak in something that passes for French. |
| "Loren" Means: | Laurel-crowned; full of honour. |
| Looks Like: | This and this. |
