Quotes


"Yeah, and your teeth are clenched together, and you are like, 'It's cool, man. I'm fine.'" - Joel (on getting painful tattoos)

"I love all women!" - Joel

"Ohhh, the scalp massage. It's good. it's a good five minutes on the crown area. It's great." - Joel

"I got kicked out of class so much and it wasn't fair because I was just talking. In class, if there was a pretty girl, I would just try to talk [to her] all the time. I like to talk, especially to girls. And I got kicked out of class all the time. The teacher would be like "All right, stop," and I'd be like "okay," and keep talking. Then I'd try to impress her and it wouldn't really work. I'd get kicked out for trying to be funny, like they'd call me up to read and I'd read the wrong thing. I didn't take high school very seriously." - Joel

"Benji's the evil twin." - Joel

"One time I wanted to ask this girl to a dance, it was homecoming or something. I was too nervous because I get a little shy sometimes. Benj is definitely outspoken and I was like 'Call her and say you're me,' cause we sound alike. He called and aksed her to the dance for me. She said no [laughs]." - Joel

"We're just like Ying and Yang, me and him, like night and day sometimes." - Joel (on Benji)

"They symbolize that I can do what I want. They ensure that I will never work a regular job." - Benji (on his tattoos and piercings)

"I'm learning Italian right now. 'Gratzi.'" - Benji

"It's a weird story actually. We were all going to your mom's house. We all got there at the same time and met on the porch." - Benji (on how the band met)

"Getting beat." - Benji (on his best childhood memory)

"I can freak." - Benji

Joel: Yeah, I mean, touring in a van is hard but... Benji: It's hard. Joel: We'll earn our way to a bus one day. Benji: One day. Joel: One day we'll be in a bus but right now we're in a van.

"Watch out, I might have rabies." - Paul

"Keep representin' GC cause you know we're representin' you." - Benji

"If I were in that pit, I'd be making out with every one of you." - Joel

"This is a really intimate gathering...(pause, something flys up on stage)...So intimate in fact, that someone just threw their bra up on stage!" - Joel

"Hey, guys, I have some bad news for you. We were backing out of the parking lot and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow. Sorry, our bad!" - Benji

"You know who else likes making out? Sum 41. I know from first-hand experience...or, my friend does...." - Benji

"So I wanna see all of you making out during this song." - Joel

"Life is Benji, the rest is just details. Benji is Life." - Benji

"Hold up, we were just singing this song about how poor we were when his cell phone rings!" - Joel

"Billy drives like an old grandma." - Paul

"There will be no ass signing tonight, I'm sorry for the inconvience." - Billy

Would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a Boy Band? Benji: Umm...after you shot me in the head.

"Are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph instead?" - Paul

Manda: Dude, your brother's an ass. Joel: Hey, if you're going to diss my brother then I'm out of here....(he leaves).

"I gotta go brush my teeth!" - Joel

"We got Paul over here sportin' the Ravens. And we got Billy over here rockin' 'Nightmare Before Christmas.'" - Joel

"I would have sex with Britney and makeout with Christina, cause you know she's gonna have drama the next day." - Joel

Benji: But like, I mean, Graeme, you’re a good guy. That’s why we’re friends and what people don’t realize is as you’re an entertainer, I’m an entertainer, like any given day someone meets you… Joel: There’s Benj! This is, uh, radio bliss, (imitating Benji in grand voice) “You’re an entertainer! I’m an entertainer! The world! The world!” Benji: Hold on, you can make fun of me when I’m done making my point.

"That's because there is no beer or ladies waiting!" - Joel

"We're kids from Waldorf." - Benji

"I don't have a phone." - Benji

"State your position!" - Benji

“Uh, my name’s Benji…I grew up in Waldorf…Single white male…Enjoys long walks on the beach…In search of someone sensitive and caring for conversation, friendship, possible serious relationship, coffee or a good book.” - Benji

"Picture? SURE! You want a picture? Let's take a picture!" - Billy

"In the last five minutes, it's Ian...Ian...Ian...Ian...Ian. I guess Ian's looking for me." - Billy

"The shit really hit the fan!" - Joel

"We really brought down the house tonight!" - Joel

"Everybody clap!" - Benji

"I'm feeling this crowd so much, I think I'm going to stand in it." - Joel

"You want to come back to my house?" - Paul

"I got all the hos." - Benji

"I'm scared of cops." - Billy

"How erotic." - Joel

"I murdered Paul's entire family." - Billy

"Don't get it wrong, we all hate their dad." - Paul

"When I meet girls I like, I throw up on them!" - Benji

Benji: I have what you want. Joel: You wish!

"That's funny, we were just talking about sex!" - Benji

"They call me Benj, they call him Joel." - Benji

"One time, I ripped Joel's nipples off!...One time I pierced Paul's butt cheeks together." - Benji

"It's about being down, being the underdog." - Billy (on "Motivation Proclamation")

"This is a sweet song, it's for the guys of MxPx. Cause one night, I was having a real tough night, one of the guys from MxPx invited me on his bus. He helped me out a lot, yeah, he held me all night long." - Benji

"My ass smells like Joel." - Benji

"I would be Ken so I could be getting up on Barbie all day." - Billy

"Yeah, on our day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. He was like 'Come on guys we have to hurry to Space Mountain!' And this morning when I walked in the bathroom, I swear I heard him singing 'When You Wish Upon A Star.'" - Benji

"I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated." - Joel

"Eyeliner! Always comes in handy" - Benji

Joel: We represent Waldorf.. Well I know Charlotte Hall.. Trinity Church Road.. Yeah we love Waldorf..

Benji: This is Joel at the mall..."Hey girl, who you with? You ever heard that song 'Little Things?' Yo, that's about me, girl...Awww yeah..."

Joel: Paul is 21. He's growing up.

Joel: We were at our friend Tim's [Armstrong] house having dinner... Benji: Oh you picked that up Joel. Joel: No... Benji: You just dropped a name.

Benji: Did we mention we know John from Goldfinger?

Joel: You just witnessed...did you hear when he was talking? He talks over everyone. Your guys' little egos would be bumping like bumper cars talking over each other all the time. (talking about Graeme and Benji)

Benji: "Joel wants to be an actor"

"Steve Feinberg took the little GC seed and maximized it... Steve was the pit bull we needed. He's more than our manager." -Benji


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