Wayne-
Who knew that when I moved into my house
My new neighbor would be such a louse
He's just like Jar Jar Binks cause he is always "Rood!"
Peeking in my window when I'm break dancing nude
Denny-
I once had a neighbor living there was really hard
I used to find legs and arms buried in my yard
My husband said "Honey, you really should be come her"
But I said "It's your fault we moved next to Jeffery Dahmer!"
Colin-
Parties with drunks and naked girls are happening next door
There is an awful racket, it's shaking up my floor
There's in and out and things are happening I know I shouldn't grouse
But boy I hate living next to the White House!
Ryan-
I really hate the guy who lives next door to me
I wish he would move real far, or so I couldn't see
People running naked, it's really, really scary
But I guess that's what you get when you live next door to Drew Carey
Everyone- Next door to Drew Carey!