Caroline-
Last night I waited, waited all night long
I waited for my boyfriend, I sang a little song
Where in the hell are you darling dear
But he didn’t turn up so I'm still waiting here
Colin-
Oh I met a girl, I really, really liked
I hoped that she'd come over but she wouldn’t
Can you believe it? I've been waiting! I've been waiting! No call! No phone call!
Ryan-
When it comes to girls I seem to have some kind of hex
I can never get what I want and that is sex
I just run around and scream and I rant
I guess I should just pay money like my friend Hugh Grant
Tony-
I waited in the restaurant, I waited just all night
I drank so much whiskey I began to get quite tight
And then no one turned up in the end and I thought oh no!
And then I kissed a Labrador and then I… ugh