(Wayne puts on a microphone that, at first, doesn't seem to be working)
Yeah yeah yeah baby
Whoooa, ye-aah
You, your name is Chris
I sing my song
Oh baby baby do you want to play a game of Pong?
Understand this, I would never break ya
But I would give you a hug if you'd give me a game from Sega
Understand baby, no matter what it takes
Britney love you, you make her Quake
After that is finished, it won't be long
(Donkey Kong SFX) Booka booka booka booka Donkey Kong!
Chris,
yeah yeah yeah yeah
He's Chris
Yeah yeah yeah
He's Chris
yeah yeah yeah yeah
He's Chris
Why don't you review this?
(shakes his butt)
Understand, understand,
I wanna talk to you, I can be a Pac Man
Let me tell you baby, I can have fun
Do you want to come on a Jungle Hunt?
And after that was finished, whoa-oa-oa
I could hold you and call you my Mario!
And that is funny, Britney's got the trick
Look at me
Work my joystick!
Chri-i-i-i-is
Yeah, and- (audio breaks up) and- and- wh- to- a- Chri-
(tries to scream, no one hears him, Wayne leaves the stage in a fit)