Scenes From a Hat- Episode 169

Drew- Odd Highjacker Demands
Wayne- Alright, Alright. Get up, and you, riverdance!
Colin- Make a left!
Ryan- Take me to Cuba Gooding Junior!
Drew- Rejected themes for restaurants
Wayne- Come on in, howdy fellow. You can catch salmonella eat it!
Drew- Interview questions you’d like to hear asked of a Miss America contestant
Wayne- Miss Illinois, are those real?
Ryan- Can you pick up that quarter without using your hands?
Drew- The wrong thing to say, when she says I love you
Josie- (laughs)
Wayne- Ah, that’s nice but, you’re not John.
Colin- Ya, keep the change.
Drew- I love when personal experience seeps into the… Messages delivered a little late, messages delivered a little late.
Ryan- Custer, stay where you are.
Colin- Mr. Lincoln, the show got bad reviews!
Ryan- Mr. Clinton, stay away from the fat broad.
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