Scenes From a Hat- Episode 197

Drew- Bad things to do during and earthquake
Ryan- Okay, time to split that atom!
Colin- A vasectomy doesn’t hurt

Drew- Graffiti found in the White House restroom
Kathy- For a good time just try the next door to the left.
Ryan- There’s nothing like a Cuban
Wayne- (draws a line) You must be at least this high to ride the ride

Drew- Rejected names for bras
Kathy- Flat and Flappy
Wayne- New, Nip Ups
Ryan- Pully Boys
Colin- The new Wonder (noise)
Ryan- Milk Duds!
Drew- Unfortunate Wedding Night confessions. Or just, just use your own if you have to.
Wayne- Umm, I’m Drew Carey
Kathy- AHHHHHH!!!
Wayne- (to drew) Sorry

Drew- That’s okay, good luck with your new show man. Inappropriate compliments to give your mother.
Ryan- You’re looking hot
Ryan- Are you wearing the Milk Duds?

Drew- I’m gonna hate you all for this, what Drew Carey is thinking right now.
Ryan- I wish Ryan was standing on this side so I could look at his ass.
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