Greg- Mmmm. Well come on in I'm Mr. B you need a new do as I can see. You've got your mac and you've got your dryer. I'm gonna fix you up you go higher say ho!
Wayne- Say ho!
Greg- Say ho!
Wayne- Say ho! Now you see I walked in here with a limp. All I want is a perm and a little crimp. That's right, better step back, tell your brother. Because you get the dye, give my a little color. Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me now, because I want my hair white as a cow. Moo, moo hey moo, moo hey hey!
Greg- I'm gonna do your hair, I'm gonna do it quick. I'm gonna fix up this nappy quip. When you walk out of here you gonna be a mother. You gonna get all the utter!
Wayne- Woah!
Ryan- I wonder if I could make an appointment today. Oh boy I'm bothered by all the hair spray. Don't mean to complain, just ordinary folk. But I think I'm having a little bit of a stroke. Oh, the spray get it out, of the way the spray.
Colin- Hey there people, I'm really mad! Look what you've done has made me sad! I came in here, now I go, I came in with a big afro! Look what happened! Now it's gone! I'm gonna kill you, and you too!
Ryan- I think I'm dying.(cheers and applause for Colin) I think I'm dying, I'm gonna go south unless someone wants to give me mouth to mouth.
Wayne- All the stuff that's happening, it's not legal. Oh look at you, you're bald as an eagle. What can I, what can I, what can I say, this has been one weird a*s day!