Everybody- Oh aye de dye de dye de dye de dye de dye de dye!
Wayne- Who's the little man
Greg- With the Giant ears
Colin- I voted for him years ago
Ryan- he bought be lots of beers.
Wayne- He was a millionaire
Greg- And he had lots of cash
Colin- And he used, he used it all
Ryan- He never bought me ****
Everybody- Oh aye de dye de dye de dye de dye de dye de dye!
Greg- He was a tiny billionaire
Colin- Tiny as can be
Ryan- He didn't get a lot of votes
Wayne- He got me!
Greg- He ran on the reform ticket
Colin- And he had big feet.
Ryan- But he's still my favorite
Wayne- He cannot be beat!
Everybody- Oh aye de dye de dye de dye de dye de dye de dye!
Colin- His party was a strange one
Ryan- I voted anyway.
Wayne- I went and I cast my ballot
Greg- I laughed along the way.
Colin- He lost by a landslide
Ryan- But I still support him so
Wayne- I wonder what he's doing now
Greg- I heard he lives alone!
Everybody- Oh aye de dye de dye de dye de dye de dye de dye!
Ryan- I hope he runs again someday
Wayne- Maybe in a couple years.
Greg- I hope when he runs this time
Colin- He gets better ears
Ryan- Again he'll have my vote there
Wayne- You will see.
Greg- Because there is no one else
Colin- Ha, ha, ha hee hee!
Everybody- Oh aye de dye de dye de dye de dyyye deeeee dyyyye deeee dyeeee!