Ryan- Alright just let me get that last measurement on your side there.
Colin- Thank you I need this for the wedding in need it very quickly.
Ryan- Oh it could take about a week to do.
Colin- It could take a week? So whaddaya trying to say? You trying to say that I'm so big, my bum is so big you need to order to various countries far away to get enough material to make a pair of pants so I can fit my incredibly obese buttocks into a pair of your specially made little suit?
Ryan- No. I mean I'm the only one working here this week.
Colin- Oh. Ok. Oh that would be great. I'm just wondering about the color it seems kinda dark I wonder if I could have a lighter color. Maybe a light blue, or a something.
Ryan- So, so whaddaya trying to say? You saying I don’t know colors? I don’t know anything about suits? What I just came off the streets I was some unemployed guy begging for money on the corner and they through me in here to try to fit people? You don’t think I know anything about suits? Oh no lets go with that color is that what your saying?
Colin- You think the dark then?
Ryan- Oh I think the dark would go a lot better.
Colin- Oh then we'll go with the dark then. Sorry I…
Ryan- Okay I thought we'd put a double breasted on you because I think it will look a nicer I think.
Colin- What are you saying? Are you saying double breasted because I should be wearing some Mild Duds or something? Because I happened to have weigh a little more when I was younger and then lost some weight that I'm a little stretchy in the nipple area and so that my breasts flap like two large winged socks flapping in the wind even though there's no wind and I should have something to keep my breasts in so they don’t burst out and poke people's eyes out. Is that what you're trying to say?
Ryan- No, I'm just saying they're on sale this week.
Colin- Really how much?
Ryan- $38.99
Colin- $38.99 well I'll have that then. Alright I'll take that so I'll have the suit, I have the shoes, maybe a nice hat? A nice hat with a nice ribbon or a bit of a handkerchief
Ryan- Oh so what are you trying to say? Hey I'm a guy who can wear a hat? Huh, oh look at the tall freak probably couldn't fit a hat on that big huge head of his! Is that what you're saying! It's gonna slip down over my head and down my scrawny little neck onto my shoulders and I'll look like some cartoon character out of the Warner Brothers? Is that what you're trying to say?
Colin- Yeah, actually I was.