Steve-
Well I went to my doctor, and he said to me
What you need is a vasectomy
Gotta cut your balls off, and put them in a jar
And then he took his hat off and went Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Colin-
I fight fires in Germany they really are the worst
I now will do German in my next verse
(speaks German) exploden!
(keeps speaking German) jumpin jumpin oh the trampolinen
Ryan-
Some people think it’s a really lousy job
But I love the fact of working round somebody’s knob
Everybody thinks that it’s a job that really stinks
But I save up the spare parts and I make up cuff-a-links
Tony-
The doctor went to work today, he started right down there
He snipped around my tessies and around my pubic hair
Because of that job I’m very grateful yes I do give thanks
Now every time I make love I’m always shooting blanks!
Everyone- Always shooting blanks!