You watch Whose Line is it Anyway. You laugh at the funny things they say. You repeat what they says to your friends, some of who laugh with you while others just give you weird looks. If this sounds anything like you, then you've come to the right spot. Here we have a collection of our favorite Whose Line quotes and we are looking for additions. What is your favorite line (or lines) uttered by one of the performers? You can easily submit your favorite line using this form. First though, check out some of our favorite lines!

"It's okay. She didn't kiss *that* well."
"It's okay. HE didn't kiss *that* well!"
Wayne Brady, on the wrong thing to say to a heartbroken friend.
Submitted by Phyllis

"Nothin' better than a two hundred pound snatch, if you know what I mean."
-Brad Sherwood
Submitted by Heather

"Looks like someone wants to grease down THIS machine!"
-Greg Proops Submitted by Whit

"It was really nice of you to invite me up to your room........NINTINDO!"
-Greg Proops
Submitted by Whit

"Look,I know this is our first date,but.....I LOVE YOU!BE WITH ME!!!"
-Greg Proops
Submitted by Whit

"Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!"
-Colin Mochrie

Waiter, Shit! There's a crustacean in my cup!
-Greg Proops

"9 out of 10 Americans believe that out of the 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9"-Colin Mochrie
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"Tonight on the world of insects: Fondue!"-Greg Proops

"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."-Ryan Stiles
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Film & Theatre Styles: Shakespeare

"Can I get a price check on the stud in aisle four?"-Ryan Stiles
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Questions Only: Singles' Night at the Supermarket

"Everybody’s having fun, they’re singing all about me/ Let’s all laugh along with them, ha ha, ha, hee, hee/ It really is amusing, can’t you all see/ Look at them, look at them of me they’re making a Mochrie!"- Colin Mochrie
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Colin Mochrie Hoe-down

"Hi, I’m Enormously Gifted"-Greg Proops
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Weird Newscasters

"It all started with a badly timed bald joke!"- Colin Mochrie
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"Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Spam"- Jeff Davis
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"Here, take this parachute, it opens on impact."- Colin Mochrie
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"Monkey, Monkey, chew the butter, see my buttocks, better, ba toota. Hey monkey, monkey. Look there’s a gerbil! I’m jumping up and down. Sixty minutes where are you? There’s an expose` for you!"- Colin Mochrie
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Scenes From a Hat

"If I were a man with gills I’d be a fish!"- Ryan Stiles "Whose Line is it Anyway?" (US)
Film and Theatre Styles


Today's topic: premenstral syndrome, the bastards that inflict it upon women, earthquakes, and stuff that falls down. -Greg Proops
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Weird Newscasters

As Colin Mochrie, my castmate might say, mentally say to yourself, 'I must not watch Friends. –Greg Proops

Wayne: Colin?! Ahh!
Colin: Teach me how to sing like you!
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Scenes from a Hat - Strange things to find in your bed

Yes, hey girl, I work for Drew Carey. -Wayne Brady
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Scenes from a Hat - Unlikely ways to impress women