Bible Jokes

Q. How long did Cain hate his brother?
A. As long as he was Abel!

Q. What was the last thing Noah said before he entered the Ark?
A. So long Fellers!

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. What do the call pastors in Germany?
A. German shepherds.

Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q: Where is constipation mentioned three times in the Bible?
A: Satan is bound; Elijah said, "Nothing will move me"; and Moses took 2 tablets.