Christmas Q & A


Q. What did the sheep say to the shepherd?
A. Seasons Bleetings!

Q. Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous?
A. Holly-wood.

Q. What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill.

Q. What does Santa Claus use when he goes skiing?
A. A North Pole.

Q. What do you call a cow in Alaska?
A. An Eski-moo.

Q. Why did Frosty go to  live in the middle of the ocean?
A. Because snow man is an island.
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