| How Do You Know That The Car You Just Bought Is A Lemon? 1. As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush out with a gigantic smile and high-five the salesman. 2. You notice that the car phone they threw in "for free" has a direct line to Joe's towing. 3. You get a free set of booster cables with every car purchase. 4. The hood has a special push-button device for quick and easy opening. 5. The "Purchased From" sticker at the bottom of the rear license plate has been removed. 6. As you drive up to a service station for gas, the mechanic opens the big door to the service bay and waves you in. 7. A tow truck follows you everywhere you go. 8. The little "Service Engine" warning signal in the dashboard comes on and reads "It's Me Again." |