"Lobster Home Companion Becomes World's Largest Crustacean Magazine," proclaims the mailing. But since the fine print tells us that the periodical achieved this feat of bulk while shedding 26 editorial pages, we're wondering if perhaps the more accurate phrase here would have been "most widely circulated" instead of "largest."

Of course, it's also possible the LHC is simply asserting that it has become a magazine for or about lobsters, the world's largest crustaceans. If so, the lobster publishers may have to answer to the folks at Alaska King Crab Monthly.