SUBSTANDARD TO STANDARD IN THREE YEARS: AIN'T 
      
      by Barbara Lewis & Steven Gray 
      
      In 1979 and 1991, the Usage section of the Explanatory Notes at the beginning 
      of Webster's Eighth and Ninth Collegiates presented readers with two examples 
      of "substandard" usage: "learn" in the sense of "teach"; 
      and "ain't" in the sense of "haven't." In 1994, however, 
      Webster's Tenth Collegiate announced the rehabilitation of both. "Learn" 
      in its pedagogical sense was upgraded from "substandard" to "nonstandard." 
      "Ain't" in its bereft sense rocketed from substandard to standard. 
    
      Clearly an explanation was in order, and Webster's Tenth obliged: "Although 
      widely disapproved as nonstandard and more common in the habitual speech 
      of the less educated, 'ain't' in senses 1 ["is not, are not, am not"] 
      and 2 ["has not, have not"] is flourishing in American English." 
      The note then adduces 11 examples of "ain't" being used by such 
      representatives of the national community's prestige group as Richard Nixon, 
      Mike Royko, and Andy Rooney. Oddly, however, all 11 of these examples involve 
      sense 1 of "ain't"--which Webster's has approved as standard English 
      at least since 1979--rather than the newly anointed sense 2. You might have 
      expected Webster's to cite Ronald Reagan's incessant use of the vaudeville 
      catch phrase "You ain't seen nothin' yet" during his 1984 reelection 
      campaign, or maybe Carlos Santana's lyric "I ain't got nobody that 
      I can depend on." But as these two examples suggest, "ain't" 
      sense 2 frequently occurs in double-negative constructions, which Webster's 
      Collegiate Dictionaries (including the Tenth) ain't never had no qualms 
      about calling substandard, despite flourishing use among the nonprestigious: 
      "double negative (1827): a now substandard syntactic construction containing 
      two negatives and having a negative meaning." 
      Without taking too ungenerous an attitude toward "ain't" sense 
      2's new respectability, we point out that three years before Merriam-Webster's 
      institutional conversion--and throughout the decade before that--Webster's 
      Collegiate didn't merely disapprove of "ain't" sense 2 as nonstandard; 
      it made that usage the poster child for substandard English. In case you're 
      wondering about the new front-of-the-book example of a substandard word 
      in Webster's Tenth, here t is: "is...pres 3d sing of BE, dial pres 
      1st & 2nd sing of BE, substand pres pl of BE." In other words, 
      according to Webster's Tenth: 
      STANDARD: I ain't talking to you. 
      STANDARD: We ain't talking to you. 
      STANDARD: We ain't seen you in weeks. 
      DIALECT: I is talking to you. 
      SUBSTANDARD: We is talking to you. 
