Monday October 27: Well it snowed hardcore today, and that calls for an update, Jeff has been funding for a transmission for speedracer. We drover around in cory's shitty sundance in the snow, it was fun. Also DevilDriver is in stores tomoro as is Hatebreed.

Tuesday October 21: Jeff attended a party at corys house on saturday. cory was drunker than a drunk hippopotimus. he fell with his pants down. i think jeff was turned on by that. ;)

Tuesday October 15: Work then Chem lab, no fun.

Monday October 13: Ass fucking was the majority of discussion...

Friday October 10: Jeff did a little stonewall cruising and indulged in excessive amounts of coffee. There was much laughter tonite and a lot of chicken chef too.

Tuesday October 7: Today Jeff is going to buy the new Static x CD, he will also be getting one copy for me. The New Static x album is called Shadow Zone and is available at future shop or HMV.

Monday October 6: Jeff did absolutely nothing today, he watch tv, some of his favorite shows, the simpons and seinfeld. that is all I got for now.

Sunday October 5: Today jeff went cruising even tho sunday night cruising is over, he was joined by Kelsey Kyle and Cherrelle. It was a pretty good fucking night. Lots of cars out too, even tho cruise night is done.

Saturday October 4: Jeff worked and then he went to pick up his brother from hooters. Later that night he went cruising in my Camaro, we raced Todd Douglas and lost... this time.

Friday October 3: Today jeff went way the fuck out to selkirk and balmoral. Then He and Kyle drove the camaro around with Drea. Thats all for now.

Thursday October 2: Jeff worked and then his doings are unknown to me.

Wednesday September 24: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

Saturday September 20: The jeff hasnt been very active for it being school and all. i will have to find more out of what he has been up to recently.

Thursday September 18: well it certanly has been a while since i last updated this beast of a motherfucking website. jeff has been quite active jerkin his and many others gerkin. he attended the reversed records showcase last sunday. i also attended. it was a fun night full of fornication, and dustys brother. jeff rather enjoyed his time with the d-mans brother. also jeff layed some eggs. he created a hybrid species, half bird/half jeff. he has 3 of them. there names are all mortenson. well i hope this information has been useful. i will try to keep the website more updated.

Saturday Augest 9th: Me and jeff went to the city today. he is now sitting in his room dreaming of cheese puffs.

Friday Augest 8th: Today Jeff went driving around with filby and boulet. click here

Saturday Augest 2nd 10:36pm: havnt talked to jeff to find out what is up with him yet. so i will just have to wait and ask him what he has been up to recently

Wednesday July 30 11:24 pm: update by kyle: today jeff came and got me after work and we went to the city. we went to visit sean and tried to get parts off of a camaro. we went to mcdonalds, and ate stuff. it was pretty much a boring nite.

Wednesday July 30 12:50am: Jeff stayed home and listened to this present darkness. he also played duck duck goose with his imaginary friend pube head

saturday july 26 12:23am: Jeff went to see filby and brandon at coop

Thursday July 24th 3:16pm: L:ast night jeff went to the city with kyle. that is all i know. good day.

Todays update was done by special reporter Kyle Glass:

June 22, 2003 (evening) - Jeff jason and I went driving around town, we gave brad and asociates a ride home, then we drove down the highway doing like 50 kilometres per hour. it was retarded. We also went to the Kiln, i had a milkshake and jeff ordered the usual coke slush. Jason complained, so we both sat in the back of his car while he drove around, we also called him "driver" instead of jason. We went driving around in the Bobby bend playground too, that was fun. Jason drove through the net, we made a speedy retreat once some cars came by. there was alot of making fun of jasons very slow driving, mostly because we drive fast and he drives slow. Things like "youll drive in the fuckin bobby bend playground but you wont drive anything over 30" were said at jasons expense. All in all it was a pretty ok night.

Tuesday July 22nd 3:09pm: Jeff stayed home last night.

Sunday July 20 10:56pm: Jeff went crusin today with kyle sean and alicia

Sunday July 20 12:23am: Jeff and kyle went to an orgy tonight. actually it was a social but jeff didnt drink so it sucked.

Saturday July 19th 4:59pm: Jeff hasnt been up to much, i dont think. i will have to get a better update later today if i talk to him.

Tuesday July 15th 12:55am: jeff went to a concert today. i also attended. it was a ripping good time.

Sunday July 13th 11:56pm: today jeff went cruising with kyle. tommorow jeff plans to go to a muhib show.

Friday July 11th 11:28am: I am not sure what jeff is up to. i will have to ask him later tonight.

Wednesday July 9th 3:26pm: Last night jeff went to polo park. he had to run from vandam. after that jeff went to go buy me mcdonalds for i had the munchies. it was yumalicous.

Wednesday July 9th 2:23pm: Well, you know , you fuck'n call me the Caco, okay?

Tuesday July 8th 4:14pm: Last night, jeff went to montanas and had all yuou can eat ribs with cory and kyle. After there meal, they went to see Terminator 3. Jeff says that the movie was confusing for he hasnt seen the first two movies. Jeff is stating that it is amazing that you can get a geforce 4 mx440 for $99.95.

Monday July 7th 4:33pm: Jeff has returned home. he was working today, until i came. he left with his friend cory. i can only assume they went to have sex.

Sunday July 6th 2:45pm: Jeff returns from toronto today.

Friday July 4th 11:27am: Jeff left for toronto today to see the summer sanitarium tour so i will probably have a lot of stuff to post when he comes back on Sunday(i think). Jeff will get to see metallica and mudvayne preform live right before him.

Thursday July 3rd 10:36:56pm: Jeff and sean went to the airport took look for a place to meet tommorow.

Thursday July 3rd 8:25pm: We were in subway, eating a delishus submarine sandwhich. on ur way home,re called jeff, and he picked us up!!!

Thursday July 3rd 6:48pm: jeff is going through his luteal stage of his mentral process, yes, jeff just might have a vagina. he is also sitting with me right this very instrant."what are you doing tonight jeff?" says brad. Jeff responds with "stamps are cool". There you have it, from jeff himself.

Wednesday July 2nd 11:16 pm: Jeff hasnt been online for me to get updates, that dirty sonofabitch, he did get a cell phone today, 479-1299 if you want to call him.i dont think he has been up to that much, but i will find out soon enough. Jeff will be leaving on Friday to go to summer sanitarium. He is quite excited about it.

Monday June 30th 3:33pm: Me and jeff are having a discussion about saved by the bell. We both agree that it is an excellent show, but there is controversy about whether screech actually had magical powers. We are also listning to Mudvayne. Jeff is assembling a computer. he is not very tallented. he may say he is, but do be warned, all your base are not belong to him.

Sunday June 29th: Jeff was going to go to perkins, but he didnt....mrs lippys car is green.

Saturday June 28th (night): Jeff didnt have a very active nihgt. he drove around with his stupendous friend kyle, then he ran into me. he took us to quarry park. after that, jeff went home because there was nothing to do.

Saturday June 28th: Jeff is planning to go to the reversed records show case today. i also plan on going. it will be a grand old time. HCE and JAW are playing. Before the concert, Jeff will be working at CCR.

Friday June 27th (night): Jeff went to the city tonight. Sean bought a new western digital caviar 800jb so jeff was installing windows and linux onto its high capacity platters. on the way home jeff ran into a surprise...A TRAIN. it stoped him for 15 minutes. HIS FATHER WAS RAGED!!!! comments like "unacceptable jeffrey" were used. now jeff is sitting in his room.

Friday June 27th:  today jeff is working with me in stonewalls local computer store.  currently he is unaware of his plans for tonight.  he says he may do something related to the beer bong he made last night.