The Jeff kendall Experience

The Total Package

Are you tired of those lame ass parties with lots of beer, hot women,
and just plain getting fucked out of your mind on LSD. Well have
we got news for you. Introducing the jeff kendall experience. With over
60 years in the business jeff knows what's happening with all you fly
wacked out mofo's. The jeff Kendall experience also features the Jeff
Kendall Dancers Ryan Filby and Stephan Zeufle who recently starred on
Broadways Puppetry of the Penis and Brent thiessen who recently did the
entire nutcracker ballet in a G-String. So if your looking for a smack
daddy, rub the monkeys penis until your prostate gets sore type party then
give us a call at our new number (204)479-1299.

Pricing:
The Gender Bender Package $125:
this package includes jeff, 1 dancer, and a bowl of punch.
spruce goose kaboose package $145.99
this package includes jeff, 2 dancers, and your choice of costume, leperchaun, mrs.clause, gary colemen, and kathy Griffen.
Sperminator 3, rise of the boy toys $999.99:
this package includes jeff, 3 dancers, myles white blowup dolls for everybody, an emu dressed up as George Lucas, your choice of costumes, lepercahun, mrs. clause, gary colemen, kathy griffen, herpes, Mel gibson, used condom, and jackie chan. this also includes a party sub from subway with lots of olives and your choice of color of boobie tassels.
To make an appointment please call (204)479-1299