Ode to Chicken Boo


*Sung to the Nitorious B.I.G./R. Kelly song, "Fuckin' You Tonight"
(Chicken-Boo parody started by A. Wright)

Chorus:
You must be used to me pretendin'
And all those neat wiseguy disguises
But I'm Chicken-Boo tonight
(clucka clucka cluck)

Some say the clothes make the man
Look a lot better, betcha that ya neva thought
About the Goodfeathers in the same vein as I
As I slip by, quick to hide
Behind masks and a costume
A man inside the room
The only one sayin' I'm cluckin'(that's cool)
Deja vu, I got caught the last time this way
Pretend to be a dancer in the Bolshoi Ballet
Sneaking into boardrooms, knowing that my fate's hangin by thread
Gonna put me in a sandwich with 2 pieces of bread
Gotta stay away from that; fact that I'm a chicken
Stays under my hat
Got me workin' all night with my mask on tight
Come home to my chicken coop feelin' alright
Chickenheads peckin at me lookin for some seed
No man but Chicken-Boo can give ya what you need

Chorus:
You must be used to me pretendin'
And all those neat wiseguy disguises
But I'm Chicken-Boo tonight
(clucka clucka cluck)

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