from amanda

lets just face it. captain bunny is just so humpty! captain bunny is so damn humpty that captain bunny is able to hump just about anything that is humpty! the last time i saw someone so humpty , it was seven years ago in Beverly Hills 90210. of course, in Beverly Hills 90210 there are not too many humpty people, but seven years ago, you could find someone really humpty almost anywhere. but you have to be careful in Beverly Hills 90210 now because it is very easy to spray something you were not expecting to spray. most people think that in Beverly Hills 90210 people are not humpty, but they were always humpty. sometimes there were runny people, but they were almost never dry. i wish i were as humpty as captain bunny. i would give seventeen of my rabbits to be as cool as captain bunny. If i were as humpty as captain bunny i would sniff seventeen times a day.

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from teresa

lets just face it. barbara is just so sexy! barbara is so damn sexy that barbara is able to move just about anything that is sexy! the last time i saw someone so sexy , it was 37 years ago in Boston. of course, in Boston there are not too many sexy people, but 37 years ago, you could find someone really sexy almost anywhere. but you have to be careful in Boston now because it is very easy to walk something you were not expecting to walk. most people think that in Boston people are not sexy, but they were always sexy. sometimes there were slender people, but they were almost never fat. i wish i were as sexy as barbara. i would give 73 of my phones to be as cool as barbara. If i were as sexy as barbara i would taste 73 times a day.

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from chris

Lets just face it. toby is just so slick! toby is so damn slick that toby is able to materialize just about anything that is slick! the last time i saw someone so slick , it was 69 years ago in Third Street Promenade. of course, in Third Street Promenade there are not too many slick people, but 69 years ago, you could find someone really slick almost anywhere. but you have to be careful in Third Street Promenade now because it is very easy to masticate something you were not expecting to masticate. most people think that in Third Street Promenade people are not slick, but they were always slick. sometimes there were oily people, but they were almost never sticky. i wish i were as slick as toby. i would give 7 of my oars to be as cool as toby. If i were as slick as toby i would humiliate 7 times a day.

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from lynn

lets just face it. Yo mama is just so pasty! Yo mama is so damn pasty that Yo mama is able to bat just about anything that is pasty! the last time i saw someone so pasty , it was 23 years ago in Arizona. of course, in Arizona there are not too many pasty people, but 23 years ago, you could find someone really pasty almost anywhere. but you have to be careful in Arizona now because it is very easy to click something you were not expecting to click. most people think that in Arizona people are not pasty, but they were always pasty. sometimes there were white people, but they were almost never black. i wish i were as pasty as Yo mama. i would give 1 of my CDs to be as cool as Yo mama. If i were as pasty as Yo mama i would run 1 times a day.

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from ian

lets just face it. Sabrina is just so slutty! Sabrina is so damn slutty that Sabrina is able to bang just about anything that is slutty! the last time i saw someone so slutty , it was 12 years ago in the car. of course, in the car there are not too many slutty people, but 12 years ago, you could find someone really slutty almost anywhere. but you have to be careful in the car now because it is very easy to screw something you were not expecting to screw. most people think that in the car people are not slutty, but they were always slutty. sometimes there were horrific people, but they were almost never pleasent. i wish i were as slutty as Sabrina. i would give both of my breasts to be as cool as Sabrina. If i were as slutty as Sabrina i would fuck both times a day.


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