Gregory, my saint

Gregory is this fabulous boi that by some twist of fate managed to werk his way in my life. He is one of the bestest buds ever. Greg rocks.
An interview with the man of the hour
Q. What is yer favorite kind of music?
A: Folk music such as Tracy Chapman, Cat Stevens, & Jewel.

Q. Is it true you own Donna Summer & Cher cds?
A: Yup, and i'm proud of it!

Q. What excites you?
A: Whadda u mean? Hanging around my friends. I dunno...i'll have to think..hmmmmm. Listening to Melissa fart.
NOTE: i told Greg i find it very disturbing my farts excite him.

Q. Is it also true you taught me how to give a blow job with a chocalate covered frozen banana from Twiin Kiss?
A:Yup, it is true.

Q. Who dead or alive do you admire?
A:Janis Joplin, Teena Brandon, & my grandmother.

Q. Name 3 things/people you can't stand:
A: 1- gay bashers
2- fake people
3- feeling helpless to causes such as homlessness. It makes me feel really sad.

Q. Have you met Hegla? What do you think of him/her?
A: Yes i have. [laughs] I like him/her/it.

Q. Describe yerself:
A: "You desribe me Melissa" -Greg. Well, that just says it all greg.